If I Were You by Alan Ayckbourn at the Richmond Theatre
By Carolin Kopplin

Men live in a sort of fantasy land.
The subject of Ayckbourn’s 70th play is once again the unbridgeable gulf between men and women. Neglected Jill seems resigned to being trapped in a tedious marriage to male chauvinist Mal. Any meaningful communication between the two has ceased a long time ago and the only sounds emerging from Mal are animal noises. While Jill is suffocating in her zombie-like existence Mal is having an extramarital affair with a girl named Trixie who he usually sees during lunch break. Mal has a good relationship with his daughter Chrissie – the disappointment of her being a girl faded when she reached top of her class. However, he has serious issues with his son Sam who does not live up to his expectations: Sam prefers acting to real man pastimes like playing football. Mal is far more impressed with his son-in-law Dean who considers himself "a girl’s best friend” but comes across as a younger and meaner version of Mal. Jill’s and Mal’s marriage seems to be heading for the rocks but Jill’s desperate prayer before settling for sleep on an especially dreadful day changes everything. As the first act closes the pair wakes to discover that Mal is now inhabiting his wife's body and she has switched to his.
Unfortunately, the transformation
does not occur until midway through the play which leaves the
first half too long. Establishing the characters and their
relationships is important but the first act seems to be dragging
on and appears to be too melodramatic. However, the second
act is gloriously funny and makes one forget the weaker first
half. It is absolutely hilarious to watch Liza Goddard swearing,
belching and punching their wife battering son-in-law Dean. The
new „Jill“ proves a completely incompetent housekeeper who cannot
even find the sugar leave alone change a hoover bag. Jack
Ellis as „Mal“ does not take recourse to effeminate gestures but
impersonates Goddard’s Jill with great sensitivity and a subtle
sense of humour.
Watching the couple's son, played by David Osmond, reacting to
the strange behaviour of his parents is delightful. In
a touching scene "Mal" who had never really cared for
his son makes Sam a sandwich and shows an interest in his theatre
aspirations.
1 June to 5 June 2010, 7.45 pm. Matinees: Wed and Sat at 2.30
pm
Richmond Theatre
The Green, Richmond, Surrey
TW9 1QJ
http://www.ambassadortickets.com/1799/659/Richmond/Richmond-Theatre/If-I-Were-You
Bedroom Farce at the Rose Theatre in Kingston
By Carolin KopplinPeter Hall sets this successful revival of Alan Ayckbourn’s social comedy “Bedroom Farce” in the 1970s – a distant age without mobile phones, ipods or even the internet. Three bedrooms, side by side, fill the Rose Theatre stage and allow us a peep into the lives of four married couples.
The elderly couple Delia (Jane Asher) and Ernest (Nicholas Le Prevost) are getting ready for their yearly dinner at a fancy restaurant. Delia tries to discuss their son Trevor’s marital problems but Ernest is more interested in the leaky roof. Jan (Lucy Briers) is off to a housewarming party whilst her husband Nick (Tony Gardner) is grounded with a bad back. Malcolm (Daniel Betts) and Kate (Finty Williams) are playing childish pranks on each other whilst waiting for their first guests to arrive. Chaotic Trevor (Orlando Seale) and his unstable wife Susannah embark on a journey of destruction by successfully ruining their party with a savage fight culminating in Trevor kissing Jan. A distraught Susannah disrupts Delia’s and Ernest’s romantic dinner in bed and Trevor rushes to Jan only to fall asleep on Nick’s bed, making Nick’s night pure agony.
Prepare yourself for a highly entertaining evening with an outstanding cast in Ayckbourn’s exploration of marriage and beyond.
The Rose Theatre, Kingston
1 Oct – 28 Nov 2009
See Tickets - 0871 230 1552
www.rosetheatrekingston.org
"The Norman Conquests" is a wry sophisticated comedy, in the inimitable Ayckbourn style. By Lucy Komisar
By Douglas McFarlane
"The Norman Conquests."
Written by Alan Ayckbourn, directed by Matthew
Warchus.
The Old Vic Theatre Company at Circle in the Square, 50th
Street between Bway & 8th Avenue.
212-239-6200
Opened April 23, 2009; Closes July 25,
2009.
Round & Round the Garden reviewed by Lucy Komisar
April 13, 2009.
Living Together reviewed by Lucy Komisar May 7,
2009.
Table Manners reviewed by Lucy Komisar May 8,
2009.
http://www.normanconquestsonbroadway.com/
Relatively Speaking at Manchester Library Theatre
By Caroline May
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It’s becoming something of a tradition for The Library Theatre to
end their season with an Alan Ayckbourn comedy, and this is one
of his best, a gentle farce of mistaken identities and sexual
misdemeanours dating from the mid 1960s.
With its finger on the pulse of the decade’s changing mores and loosening morals, the opening scene shows us Ginny’s classic single-girl flat in swinging London, complete with psychedelic colour scheme, flimsy white furniture, and a narrow bed occupied by her latest lover, Greg. While Greg himself has only just started to swing, so to speak, Ginny is practised in promiscuity and is still clearing up the detritus, both physical and emotional, from several past affairs. But phantom phone calls, mysterious bouquets and an inexplicable pair of slippers lead Greg to wonder whether these boyfriends really are exes, so he decides to stalk Ginny down to the country when she goes to visit her parents for the day.
Later, somewhere in the Home Counties, the rakish Philip is trying to convince his long-suffering wife Sheila that a forthcoming trip to Europe is purely for business purposes and certainly not for pleasure, when a strange young man appears on their patio. And because by 1965 formal introductions have gone out of the window, Greg (for it is he) assumes these are his future in-laws, Sheila thinks Greg is a work colleague of her husband, and Philip concludes that this must be his wife’s lover – obviously. Then Ginny arrives, and things become even more complicated.
Ayckbourn’s plot is extremely clever in setting up confused identities and outrageous assumptions while nailing the traits and tics of the middle-classes, in this instance the ritual of Sunday lunch. There can be a tendency for his characters and situations can seem slightly stereotypical, but in this production the design, direction and playing are filled with real life and heart.
Simon Harrison is the gawky innocent Greg, wearing a permanent air of amiable goodwill and costumes ranging from improvised loincloth to frilly apron. Leila Crerar invests the cynical and worldly (and beautifully dressed) Ginny with a humour and warmth that prevent her from being the super-bitch she will probably become. And although Lucy Tregear and Malcolm Scates as Sheila and Philip at first appear prickly and unsympathetic when they sit down to their unsatisfactory breakfast, their characters soften as the morning wears on until their marriage actually seems worth caring about.
Designer Judith Croft has recreated Ginny’s bedroom as a 1960s nostalgia-fest, while the glorious sun-drenched back-garden makes you want to reach for the factor 30. Chris Honer’s revival is the most enjoyable Ayckbourn I can ever remember seeing, ending the Library Theatre’s adventurous season on a high.
Relatively Speaking is on until Saturday 20 June 2009
Prices: £9.80-£18.10
Eves: Mon-Thurs @ 7.30, Fri & Sat @ 8pm
Matinees: Thurs & Sat @ 3pm
Box Office: 0161 236 7110





