FLORA THE RED MENACE YE OLDE ROSE AND CROWN THEATRE
By OLIVER VALENTINE
The latest UK production of Kander and Ebb’s early work Flora The Red Menace, at Ye Olde Rose And Crown Theatre Pub, Walthamstow, provides an evocative night of musical theatre that is not to be missed.
Last seen professionally in London over 15 years ago, and written in 1965 by the team that later had smash hits with Cabaret and Chicago, the show originally starred Liza Minelli as Flora, and won her a Tony award for Best Actress in a musical. This production has a few new numbers added from an 1987 update, and it’s theme of austere times seems to be just as relevant today.
It’s the 1930’s, and Flora Mezaros is a headstrong fashion designer who is struggling to find work during the Great Depression. She is a member of an artists' co-operative, and is as broke as her bohemian peers when she is stunned to get a job for $30 a week for a top department store. She falls in love with struggling designer Harry Toukarian, who successfully converts Flora to his Communist ideals. She tries to set up a union in her anti-union workplace, and eventually has to deal with a conflict of ideals and heart, as she tries to hold onto both job and boyfriend.
Possibly due to some flimsy plot devices and songs that are not always as memorable as Kander and Ebb’s later work, the 1965 production closed after just 87 performances. Nevertheless this musical is a bit of a lost gem, and has an integrity that makes this show uniquely special.
The very capable ensemble cast work well together, with Katy Baker holding centre stage as Flora, giving an amazing powerhouse performance that reflects both brilliant acting and vocal skills. Ellen Vereniekes is fabulously vampy as Comrade Charlotte, and Sam Linscott is hilarious as the quirky Harry. Aaron Clingham’s musical direction is as passionate and spot-on as always, and Kate McPhee delivers some very ambitious choreography in the limited upstairs theatre space.
Flora The Red Menace was never was a financial hit, but seems destined to keep returning as one of those ‘rediscovered works.’ All Star Productions, gives this surprise gift of a musical the high quality platform it deserves.
OLIVER VALENTINE
Runs until Friday 1st Jun 2012
http://www.allstarproductions.co.uk
No Picnic at the Rosemary Branch Theatre
By Carolin Kopplin
The truth is a funny animal.
Two teddy bears are chased by horsemen – the
quiet and rational Julius and the agitated, energetic
Ludovic. Something terrible has happened at a picnic – a
clown has perished and the bears will be held responsible.
Julius wants to honour the truth because that is what teddy
bears do. Ludovic prefers learning how to lie to save his
hide: “Either we learn to lie or we die.” They make their way
to the Doll to learn how to lie without lying. The attractive
Goth Doll is willing to help them with their dilemma: “Create
a new reality of the truth.” Meanwhile the clowns, who run
the state, are eager to catch the culprits and get rid of the
rebellious Doll who has no respect for the clowns: “We
may appear stupid and clumsy but we understand
control.”
This twisted tale is highly entertaining but it also
makes you think. It is an allegorical drama - subversive and
philosophical at the same time. The state is run by clowns
who are afraid of being mocked: “We decide what is funny.”
Everything is pretence and the value of truth is in doubt.
When the bears argue that the incident at the picnic was
merely an accident, the clown who conducts the investigation
responds that an accident is just an illusion of a random
incident: “Someone is always to blame.”
Bring your teddy bears to see the show but leave your children at home.
By Carolin Kopplin
Until 27 May at Rosemary Branch
Theatre, Tue – Sat 7.30 pm, Sun 6.00 pm
BOX OFFICE: 020 7704 6665
The Rosemary Branch, 2 Shepperton Road, London N1 3DT
12 June to 24 June at Waterloo East Theatre
BOX OFFICE: 020 7928 0060
Waterloo East, Brad Street, London SE1 8TN
Nicholas Parsons: A Laugh a Minute @ The Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury
By Yvonne Delahaye
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Whether you know Nicholas Parsons from radio’s ‘Just a
Minute’ or as the irrepressible host of ‘Sale of The
Century’, it cannot be denied that he is an icon. How
many other artists would still be performing a one-man show at
the grand age of 88 and be able to keep us all fully entertained
for 2 hours? I can’t think of many current stand-up
comedians who could achieve that, but Nicholas’s ‘Laugh a
Minute’ really does deliver and there’s not a swear word for
the whole time! He is the consummate professional with an
ability to mimic and portray the myriad of characters who have
crossed his path during a long and varied career.
Nicholas was born in Grantham and went to the same primary school
as one former lady Prime Minster! She was obviously very
bossy even then, but Nicholas saved her from some school bullies
and is still waiting to be rewarded for his chivalry!
Starting from the disadvantage of dyslexia, he went on to become
top of his class and a good sportsman. He learnt early on
how to make others laugh and knew that he wanted to become an
actor, but his parents were set against it and he was sent to
Glasgow to become an engineering apprentice. Some of his
funniest anecdotes were about his time there and the oddball
people and situations he found himself in.
Thankfully for us all, he broke free and became an actor learning
his craft in the weekly rep system, which sadly no longer
exists. He then went on to work in cabaret and revue,
eventually at the world-famous Windmill Theatre, before getting
his first big TV break. He became the stooge for Arthur
Haines and the shows were a huge success, resulting in summer
seasons together and even an appearance on the Ed Sullivan show
in the States!
Nicholas went on to star in the West End in ‘Boeing
Boeing’ for 15 months and then in 1967 became the Chairman
for a new radio show called ‘Just a Minute’. The
pilot show wasn’t going to be picked up, but fortunately David
Hatch saw its potential and the rest, as they say, is
history!
Another show that wasn’t going to be picked up until Anglia TV
decided to run it was ‘Sale of the Century’. It’s
the show that really made Nicholas a national icon and household
name and it became the most successful quiz show of all
time. At its peak the audience figures reached 20 million!
After TV hosting though it was difficult to be taken seriously
again as an actor, but when Nicholas was offered the role of
Narrator in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', he
was able to re-invent himself again. It was his idea to
have the Narrator make a final entrance wearing his
jacket on top, but with stockings, suspenders and high
heels! This has now become a tradition for most, if not
all, of the actors who now play the role.
Nicholas really is the most wonderfully entertaining
raconteur. He has enormous warmth and kindness and is very
generous to other entertainers. For anyone considering a
career as an actor or comedian, you’d do well to go along and
watch a master perform his craft, but for everyone it’s a
hilarious and uplifting night out. He’ll be taking his
shows to Edinburgh again this year and for more details of
further tour dates visit:
http://www.allelectricproductions.co.uk/comedy/nicholas_parsons_laugh_a_minute.htm
To book tickets for the Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury click
on:
http://uktheatrenet.ambassadortickets.com/whatson.aspx
Reviewed by:
Yvonne Delahaye
18.5.12
Steel Magnolias at the Richmond Theatre
By Carolin Kopplin
Why don’t you tell us about your most bizarre mental cases and let us guess who they are?
In the 1980s, the writer Robert Harling lost his younger sister Susan, a lifelong diabetic. Unable to cope with his loss, Harling wrote down his feelings and developed his short story into a play exploring the complex relationships of a group of extraordinary women he had come to know as a boy in small-town Louisiana. After a successful run on Broadway, the play was made into a motion picture starring Dolly Parton, Olympia Dukakis, Sally Field, Shirley McLaine, Daryl Hannah, and Julia Roberts.
The play is set in the 1980s, in a small town in Louisiana. Truvy’s Beauty Parlour is the place where women meet to exchange gossip and to be among themselves. It is a also the meeting point of some very good friends. A new assistant is demonstrating her handiwork - Annelle. Truvy hires the naïve and awkward girl and even offers her a room in her home. Obviously Truvy is taking her under her wing as a kind of surrogate mother and begins with one of the most important lessons: “There’s no such thing as natural beauty.” But Shelby, M’Lynn’s daughter, might be the exception. The prettiest girl in town, Shelby is going to marry lawyer Jackson and Truvy is going to help her make it a perfect wedding. All bridesmaids will be in pink – “blush and bashful” -Shelby’s favourite colour. M’Lynn, a career woman, is burdened with a husband who keeps shooting at birds, with a variety of firearms. She is resigned to his eccentricities: “If you’re trying to drive me crazy, you are too late.” Clairee, widow of the former mayor, feels that her life is empty now. Her friends advise her to purchase a radio station. Suddenly, Ouiser Boudreaux barges in. She is in a bad mood as usual, this time because her magnolia tree seems to be the only one without any blossoms.
The cast is very good although most of them could not keep their southern accents - with the exception of Cherie Lunghi. Cheryl Campbell is absolutely hilarious as the acerbic Ouiser (pronounced: “Weezer”) who really has a heart of gold. Cherie Lunghi is a perfectly elegant Southern Belle. Isla Blair conveys the professionalism and the strong hidden emotions of her character. Denise Welch has the misfortune that Dolly Parton is very much in everybody’s memory but she convinces as Truvy. Sadie Pickering is a lovely, sprightly Shelby. Kacey Ainsworth is charming as the naïve Annelle who turns into a born-again Christian.
If you are looking for a nice evening out, see this play.
Until 19 May 2012, 7.30 pm at Richmond Theatre, then
touring.
Richmond Theatre
The Green, Richmond, Surrey
TW9 1QJ
http://uktheatrenet.ambassadortickets.com/whatson.aspx
South Pacific @ The Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury from 15th-26th May 2012
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After a period of long, cold and wet weather we are all in need of the warmth of the South Pacific and a night at the Waterside is probably the nearest most of us will come to tropical climes! This revival of the Rogers and Hammerstein musical is teeming with memorable songs we all know and love from Some Enchanted Evening, There is Nothing Like a Dame, Bali Ha’I, Happy Talk, Younger Than Springtime and, my personal favourite, I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair!
With the number of upbeat songs you might think that the show is just a fun-filled fantasy, but it deals with the very serious topic of war and racial prejudice set on a South Pacific island during World War II. The 1949 musical delves into the roots of American prejudice through the story of a Navy nurse, Nellie Forbush, from Little Rock, Arkansa, who falls in love with a suave French plantation owner with a dark past who doesn't tell her about his two mixed-race children from a previous marriage to a Polynesian woman. With a colourful mix of characters from marines and officers to Bloody Mary, the story leads up to a massive mobilization of forces against the mighty Empire of Japan.
Bartlett Sher’s production, which opened in 2008 at The Lincoln Centre Theatre in New York and won 7 Tony Awards, was the first revival on Broadway since the show’s premiere in 1949 and the reason, surely, is its contentious subject matter. The show features 40 cast and a live orchestra of 18 and the entire creative team from the Lincoln Centre, including director Bartlett Sher, brought the show to the UK. This production was recently nominated for 3 Oliver Awards including Best Musical Revival and Best Costume Design (Catherine Zuber). Sher directed this production, which opened for a short season at the Barbican in August 2011 and has been touring since November 2011.
Eastenders actress Samantha Womack plays naive and innocent Nellie Forbush, which is a particularly challenging role as she is on stage virtually the whole time. Sam works hard in the role and had the southern drawl down to a tee, though perhaps could have toned it down a bit for the songs as it occasionally made them sound a little harsh. Sam is no stranger to musical theatre and played Adelaide in Guys and Dolls opposite the lovely Patrick Swayze.
Matthew Cammelle plays the French plantation owner Emile de Becque. With an exceptionally strong baritone voice, he sings the wonderful Some Enchanted Evening to express his feelings to Nellie, though I didn’t feel there was much genuine chemistry between them.
Australian actor Danny Koek plays Lt Joe Cable and described his role as ‘a bit screwed up! Cable has come from the frontline in battle and seen awful stuff.' This dark side startlingly manifests itself when he deflowers the beautiful young Liat, who is the daughter of Bloody Mary and then rejects her as Mary tries to get him to marry Liat.
For me, Jodi Kimura as Bloody Mary stole the show as she portrayed the wheeling-dealing, mercenary, grotesque who is prepared to pimp out her own daughter. Alex Ferns adds some comic light relief as Luther Billis, along with Cameron Jack as Stewpot.
This production is co-produced by The Lincoln Centre Theatre, The Ambassador Theatre Group, Genesius and Promenade Productions, Bill Kenwright Productions and Rupert Gavin for Incidental Colman UK. The atmospheric lighting is designed by Donald Holder and the set cleverly designed by Michael Yeargan. Dance and incidental music arrangements by Trude Rittmann.
There’s still time to warm up with a cocktail or two for an enchanted evening in the South Pacific and the show runs until Saturday 26th May, so book your tickets now on:
http://uktheatrenet.ambassadortickets.com/whatson.aspx
After which the tour continues to:
NOTTINGHAM THEATRE ROYAL CONCERT HALL
29 May, 2012 – 9 June, 2012
THEATRE ROYAL PLYMOUTH
12 June, 2012 – 23 June, 2012
LEEDS GRAND THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE
26 June, 2012 – 7 July, 2012
NEW VICTORIA THEATRE WOKING
10 July, 2012 – 21 July, 2012
SHEFFIELD LYCEUM THEATRE
24 July, 2012 – 4 August, 2012
BORD GAIS ENERGY THEATRE
7 August, 2012 – 18 August, 2012
Reviewed by:
Yvonne Delahaye
15.5.12
Avenue Q (King's Theatre, Glasgow 14 – 19 May 2012)
By Cameron Lowe
It’s very rare to see a musical that
truly breaks the mould. Glasgow audiences are given just such a
treat this week as Avenue Q finds a home at the King’s
Theatre.
This show is just such FUN! Avenue Q is set in a world where humans and puppets live and work together. People think nothing of walking down the street, saying “hi” to a neighbour and getting a response in the form of a friendly, yet furry, wave! Apart from that, things are fairly normal on Avenue Q, with the exception that people (or puppets) express their feelings through song. So, kind of like Sesame Street then, only you couldn’t broadcast these songs to anyone under the age of 16!!
The first thing that grabs you is the skill of the puppeteers. Many of the characters are operated by more than one person and this requires precise delivery of intricately choreographed actions to make every movement look convincing. This was executed flawlessly throughout. On occasion, a performer responsible for the voice of more than one puppet character would hold a conversation in two distinct voices while a separate puppeteer animated the mouth and actions of the puppet in perfect synchronisation. This was amazing to see happening live! And then there was the puppet sex scene …!!
In my imagination, I am convinced that the
whole show concept began with the question “What if one of Bert
and Ernie was gay?”
After that, the mind can run riot with question like “What if
someone on the street was racist?” or “What is puppet sex like?”
or “How would you explain Schadenfreude to
kids?”.
Performers who played the human characters were not left behind. High energy delivery of songs, dance and hilarious dialogue ensured that the puppets didn’t steal every scene. But when a supremely talented actor and singer like Katharine Moraz (Kate Monster / Lucy The Slut) combines those skills with flawless and comedic control of her animated avatars, the audience cannot help but be captivated. Ironically, I don’t think I have ever experienced such an animated audience! There were gasps and sighs and “aaww”s all around me as the story unfolded onstage.
Performances were enhanced by a
cleverly designed set and atmospheric music (sounding spookily
reminiscent of my formative years). If you haven’t seen Avenue Q
you really won’t want to miss out.
BOOK TICKETS: ONLINE BOX
OFFICE
Listings Info:
AVENUE Q
Mon 14 – Sat 19 May
Mon – Thu eves 7.30pm
Wed mat 2.30pm
Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm
Sat 4pm & 7.30pm
Tickets: £14.50 - £29.50
Box Office 08448 717 648 (Bkg fee)
WEST END STARS DAVE WILLETTS & MARTI WEBB HEADLINE 42ND STREET NATIONAL TOUR
By Cameron Lowe
West End
stars Dave Willetts (Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, Cats,
Ragtime, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers) and Marti Webb (Blood
Brothers, Tell Me On a Sunday, Evita,Cats) will join forces to
headline the legendary Broadway musical 42ndStreet as it embarks
on a national tour of the UK from 1st June 2012, playing 23
venues to the end of the year.

From the producers of hugely successful touring hits including
Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, Rodgers & Hammerstein’s South
Pacific and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, 42ndStreet is the
timeless, inspiring tale of small town Peggy Sawyer’s rise from
chorus line to Broadway star.
Winner of the 1980 Tony Award for Best Musical and the 2001 Tony
Award for Best Revival, 42nd Street is a true classic. The tour
is directed by the show’s author and Broadway director Mark
Bramble, and features the stunning sets and costumes from the
Broadwayrevival.
The memorable score of hit songs includes ‘Lullaby of Broadway’,
‘We're In The Money’, and one of the great showstoppers, ‘42nd
Street’, danced down a flight of steps that light up as bright as
the faces of the cast. Audiences are taken to musical comedy
heaven with breathtaking routines and glorious choreography. 42nd
Street remains the greatest tap dancing musical of all
time.
Dave Willetts (Julian Marsh) has headlined countless musicals in
the West End and on tour. He has played leads in shows such as
Phantom of the Opera and Les Misérables. He headlined Seven
Brides forSeven Brothers both on tour and in the West End as well
the tour of South Pacific. He recently starred inAndrew Lloyd
Webber’s Sunset Boulevardin the West End.
Marti Webb (Dorothy Brock) is one of Britain’s most popular
leading ladies, whose extensive West End credits include lead
roles in shows such as Blood Brothers, Tell Me on a Sunday, Song
& Dance, Evita, Cats and Thoroughly Modern Millie, to name
only afew. She recently headlined the UK tour of Rodgers &
Hammerstein’s Oklahoma! across the country.
Produced by Martin Dodd for UK Productions, 42ndStreet has music
and lyrics by Harry Warren and Al Dubin and book by Michael
Stewart and Mark Bramble, who also directs. Choreography is by
Graeme Henderson and Musical Supervision by Gareth Williams. Set
design is by Douglas W Schmidt, with costumes by Roger Kirk,
lighting design by David Howe and sound design by Ross Portway
and Jon Higson.
ONLINE TICKETS: BOX OFFICE
LISTINGS
Martin Dodd for UK Productions presents
42ND STREET
starring Dave Willetts& Marti Webb
www.ukproductions.co.uk
Rhyl Pavilion
Fri 1 – Sat 2 June
01745 330 000
New Theatre, Oxford
Tue 5 – Sat 9 June
0844 871 3020
Lyceum Theatre, Sheffield
Tue 12 – Sat 16 June
0114 249 6000
Grand Opera House, Belfast
Tue 19 – Sat 23 June
028 9024 1919
King’s Theatre, Glasgow
Tue 26 – Sat 30 June
0844 871 7648
New Victoria Theatre, Woking
Tue 3 – Sat 7 July
0844 871 7645
Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham
Tue 10 – Sat 14 July
0844 847 2291
Sunderland Empire
Tue 17 – Sat 21 July
0844 847 2499
Blackpool Grand Theatre
Tue 24 – Sat 28 July
01253 290 190
Theatre Royal, Plymouth
Tue 31 July – Sat 4 Aug
01752 267 222
Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Tue 4 – Sat 8 Sept
01323 412 000
New Wimbledon Theatre
Tue 11 – Sat 15 Sept
0844 871 7646
Alhambra Theatre, Bradford
Tue 18 – Sat 22 Sept
01274 432 000
Cardiff New Theatre
Tue 25 – Sat 29 Sept
029 2087 8889
Southampton Mayflower
Tue 2 – Sat 6 Oct
02380 711 811
Theatre Royal Norwich
Tue 9 – Sat 13 Oct
01603 630 000
Churchill Theatre Bromley
Tue 16 – Sat 20 Oct
0844 871 7677
Palace Theatre, Manchester
Tue 23 – Sat 27 Oct
0844 871 7660
Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Tue 30 Oct – Sat 3 Nov
01902 429 212
Edinburgh Playhouse
Tue 6 – Sat 10 Nov
0844 871 3014
Liverpool Empire
Tue 13 – Sat 17 Nov
0844 847 2525
Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Tue 20 – Sat 24 Nov
0844 871 7607
Theatre Royal Nottingham
Tue 27 Nov – Sat 1 Dec
0115 989 5555
Close the Coalhouse Door by Northern Stage and Live Theatre
By Carolin Kopplin
It might be history to some people. To us it’s
family, pet.
Northern Stage and Live Theatre present Alan Plater’s celebrated 1968 play of the miner’s struggle in the north east - slightly updated by Lee Hall, writer of Billy Elliot. The original play was based on stories by Plater’s friend and mentor Sid Chaplin and included stirring songs by Alex Glasgow. Director Samuel West successfully transports the 44-year old play into the present by emphasizing the issues that are still so relevant today and using an excellent cast.
As we enter the auditorium we are confronted with a big poster of Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady right next to a former pumping station, its windows boarded up. A narrator appears to inform us on the historical background of the miners. He is shushed away by a couple of actors coming in from 1968 to stage a play. The boards are stripped away, Mrs Thatcher is carted out and we find ourselves in “Act 1 – 19th Century Oppression.” A small community in north east England. We are at the home of Mary and Thomas, an elderly couple who raised their two grandsons after their parents had perished. To them the history of mining is the history of their family and must not be forgotten – to the dismay of their grandson John who is sick and tired of their stories although he is the only one still employed as a miner. Nevertheless, he is informed that Thomas Hepburn became the first union leader in 1821 to demand a 12-hour day for boys – they were working 18-hour days, 7 days a week – and a salary that would not have to be spent in the company store. The miners’strike in 1831/32 ended when the military was sent in – their demands were not met. And the community sings a song about a worker’s ABC: “A for Alienation …”
This very Brechtian play is built like a revue which
demands that the actors quickly move between pathos, humour and
lyricism, not an easy feat but mastered brilliantly by the
cast. Jane Holman is outstanding as Mary,
theNan who prefers Scotch to flowers and
rocks hard to an Eric Burden song. Nicholas Lumley is equally
good as her husband Thomas whose family history is synonymous
with the history of the miners and life in the pit. David
Nellist is the comic relief of the show, Geordie, who is given
the pivotal line: “But the conscience of the nation was
stirred,” which is clearly just a hollow phrase. Paul Woodson
conveys the bitterness and resignation of the older brother
John who sees it as his duty to stay with his grandparents and
therefore keeps working as a miner. Chris Connel is the
charismatic Jackie who lives and breathes the union. Adam
Barlow is an extremely convincing Harold Wilson.
I saw this show at the Richmond Theatre and left with Alex
Glasgow's songs in my head.
The show is touring and can next be seen in Salford.
The Lowry Theatre,
Salford
15 – 19 May
Box Office: 0843 208 6000
Website: www.thelowry.com
The Lawrence Batley Theatre,
Huddersfield
23 – 26 May
Box Office: 01484 430 528
Website: www.thelbt.org
Yvonne Arnaud Theatre,
Guildford
29 May – 2 Jun
Box Office: 01483 440 000
Website: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
Gala Theatre, Durham
12 – 16 Jun
Box Office: 0191 332 4041
Website: www.galadurham.co.uk
Oxford
Playhouse
19 – 23 Jun
Box Office: 01865 305 305
Website: www.oxfordplayhouse.com
York Theatre Royal
26 – 30 Jun
Box Office: 01904 623568
Website: www.yorktheatreroyal.co.uk
For How Much? and Underfoot - contemporary dance at the Blue Elephant Theatre in Camberwell.
By Carolin Kopplin
Mazzilli Dance Theatre presents a double-bill of
contemporary dance – For How Much? and
Underfoot. I was especially looking forward to
seeing For How Much? again - and in an entirely
different venue.

Katja Nyqvist
The moment one gives up one’s verticality, the first
thing one discovers is that even the smoothest ground is not
flat. The ground is grooved, cracked, cool, painful, hot,
smelly, dirty.
(Andre Lepecki)
This short piece is intriguing to watch and I would like to see more by Katja Nyqvist who is a truly fascinating dancer.

Originally commissioned by the International Organization for Migration U.K. (IOM) as part of their Buy Responsibly campaign, this dance theatre piece is inspired by the lives of the people who are victims of forced labour in India, Africa, South America and parts of Europe, and from the sculptures by London based artist May Ayres and her critique of consumerism and capitalism.
Initially staged as a promenade play at St. John's on
Bethnal Green, For How Much? is just as effective in
a more conventional venue. There is a fair amount of subtle
audience participation to involve us in the action.
We experience the pain and agony of people slaving for a few
pence per day because we want to buy cheap goods. A
woman is working; other dancers are trying to escape, testing
the walls. A man in a suit appears – obviously the employer,
smiling at the audience with a fake grin, constantly
emulating Pontius Pilate who washed his hands of all wrong
doing: "I am innocent of this man's blood. It is your
responsibility!" The employer is just part of the
exploitation mechanism. The workers are grovelling on
the ground, holding on to the employer’s legs as he slowly
transforms into a reptile, his tongue flicking out.
A worker admires the dress she made. There is a struggle with
the buyer who has purchased the dress. As the two women
fight, a recording is played providing information on
the conditions in which factory workers earn their
livelihood. As they all pose for happy photographs their
smiles quickly change into grimaces. The dancers convey the
hope and hopelessness of the workers. Like
puppets-on-the-string they stumble across the stage, reaching
out to the heavens in hope for a better life. Constantly
banding together but often in isolation, they try to break
free. Yet, as the employer throws a few coins on the floor
the paid slaves get down to collect their meagre
reward.
This poignant production should not be missed.
By Carolin Kopplin
Until Sat
12 May & Thu 17 – Sat 19 May, 8pm.
Blue Elephant Theatre, 59a Bethwin Rd, Camberwell SE5
0XT
Tickets £9 ( conc.
£6, Southwark
residents £4)
www.blueelephanttheatre.co.uk
Yes, Prime Minister - Darlington Civic Theatre
By Steve Burbridge
YES, PRIME MINISTER – DARLINGTON CIVIC
THEATRE
The stage version of the much loved BBC hit TV series, ‘Yes, Prime Minister is now touring in a hilarious, award winning new version written specifically for the theatre by original writers Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Following a fantastic season in the West End and at the Chichester Festival Theatre, Jim Hacker (Graham Seed) and Sir Humphrey Appleby (Michael Simkins) have arrived at Darlington on the last stop of the production’s tour and they face a country in financial meltdown.
Heading the coalition government, the PM is staring disaster in the face. The country is on the brink of economic crisis and there is just one grain of hope – a morally dubious deal with the Foreign Minister of Kumranistan - but great institutions have a way of riding punches and bouncing back unscathed – will it prove so for Jim Hacker and his team of close advisors?
Much like its original television counterpart, this stage version takes a satirical sideswipe at what goes on behind closed doors in the corridors of power at Chequers. A sumptuous set, designed by Simon Higlett, provides the backdrop for an evening of biting wit and topical humour. Yet, although the decision to contemporise the piece is, on one hand, its greatest strength, on the other, it is the biggest flaw of the piece.
Rather than subtly integrating modern inventions and issues, including the BlackBerry and the global warming debate, they are almost introduced with cue-cards. Add to that constant references to politicised pop stars, such as Bob Geldof, Bono and Annie Lennox, phone-hacking fiascos and Bill Clinton’s extra-marital activities with Monica Lewinski, and the production begins to feel that it has been written in much the same way as a housewife writes a shopping list.
This is a real shame as it detracts from the consummate performances given by a cohesive company of actors. Graham Seed’s Jim Hacker is brimming with Blairisms and his characterisation is compelling. Michael Simkins, as Sir Humphrey, is understatedly smug and Laura Murray is suitably abrasive as the Special Adviser (or SPAD if you prefer the Whitehall jargon). Supporting roles are delivered with aplomb by Sam Dastor, Tony Boncza, Simon Holmes, Angus King and Sarah Baxendale.
Jonathan Lynn’s direction sometimes allows the pace to flag and, inevitably, the attention begins to wander. I couldn’t help feeling that if the direction had been slightly sharper and a couple of lengthy monologues had been trimmed, then we might have been bestowed with a production that did something more than just walk in the shadow of its televisual predecessor.
Ian Cain.
Runs until Saturday 12 May, 2012


