Ladies Down Under by Amanda Whittington. Queen's Theatre, Hornchurch
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Matt Devitt’s production of Ladies Down Under revisits
Amanda Whittington’s characters from Ladies Day, a play about four
Northern lasses from a fish packing factory in Hull who win half
a million pounds on an accumulator at Ascot. The ladies are brought back
together again as they embark on a soul searching trip to
Australia with their winnings. The characters of Pearl, Jan,
Linda and Shelley are easily bought into, as long as you buy the
full set. Together
they are a dynamic, but as individual characters they would
possibly fade. The
play relies heavily on stereotypes, particularly in its male
characters, which gives it its humour. Simon Jessop and Oliver
Seymour-Marsh give a humorous presentation as camp flight
attendants and go on to play an array of recognisable characters.
Seymour-Marsh plays an enthusiastic surfer and a spiritual
bushman traveller.
Jessop is an ageing, stoned British traveller and Joe, the
boyfriend of Jan from the factory who is disillusioned with his
trip of a lifetime to Australia which he began the year
before. In a
colourful climax, two fantastically gregarious drag queens
dominate the stage. Jessop, slightly unsure on his
heels performs beautifully executed poses as Koala Bare and
Seymour-Marsh is just as at home in his thigh high boots
performing gay anthems as Bondi Bitch as he is in his bush man
boots giving lessons in life to all.
Amanda Whittington has concentrated on taking the characters to a new place in this sequel. Thrown together in unfamiliar surroundings their personalities clash and truths are revealed, the ladies are forced to look deeper at themselves and into their lives back home. One by one they are confronted with their faults and fears and each one follows an arc of discovery. Diana Croft sustains the negativity of the babbling, unconfident Jan, who complains constantly about her bowel problems and her lack of faith in anything, including her relationship with Joe. Helen Watson is warm and compelling in her role as Pearl who, hiding a secret, looks for adventure and new experiences however small. Lucy Thackeray brings freshness to the character of Linda, a timid do-gooder who is happier giving her money to others rather than spending it on herself. Sarah Scowen begins slightly caricature as Shelley, overdressed in garish designer wear, desperate for fame and recognition, but softens as she opens up about her past, even if it is to a complete stranger in the bush. The plot is laden with coincidences and flukes, but ultimately this is the play’s charm, making it easy to watch and accessible. All that is asked of the audience is to suspend their disbelief, sit back, relax and enjoy.
Matt Devitt has chosen a minimalistic set designed by Claire Lyth, which enhances the emphasis of character rather than place. Quick scene changes take place smoothly in darkness with pictures of Surfers Paradise and Uluru projected onto the back wall to create a sense of location and an effective use of lighting creates atmosphere.
Each character undergoes a transformation. The overriding question of, can money make you happy, looms over the whole play but the conclusion that it gives is slightly confused. It certainly seems to be an aiding factor in all their cases but I had the feeling that that wasn’t the aim. The characters had to go on a trip which would give them the space to assess their lives and the outback was a perfect setting, but these characters would never have done this without their winnings. Ultimately this was a fun production with the underlying significance being friendship and humanity, which takes you from laughter to tears and back again... and again.
CAST
Jan Diana Croft
Joe Simon
Jessop
Shelley Sarah
Scowen
Tom Oliver
Seymour-Marsh
Linda Lucy
Thackeray
Pearl Helen Watson
Director Matt
Devitt
Designer Claire
Lyth
DATES, TIMES AND PRICES
Fri 27 Aug | 8pm | Preview £14
Sat 28 Aug | 8pm | Preview £20 | £16.50 conc
Tue 31 Aug | 7.30pm | £20 | £16.50 conc
Mon - Thurs Perfs | 8pm | £20 | £16.50 conc
(7.30pm on Tue 31 Aug)
(no performance on Mon 30 Aug)
Fri - Sat Perfs | 8pm | £23
Matinees | Sat 4 Sep | Thurs 9 Sep | 2.30pm
£14



1 Comment
As we left the audience were handed briefs on the funding issue, after being subjected to that load of nonsense, most took it out of politeness, give us the patrons, what we want, not what the producer and director think is a good play, because you got it horribly wrong this time, a bit of market research please, I nearly went and asked for the cost of our addmission's back, but like the show, I could not be botherd.
Gordon.
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