Jump!

Live Theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne

To market a play as being ‘played out like a Tarantino movie’ seems a tad egotistical and a rather tall order to fulfil. A quote like that should be used when it can be attributed to a rave review rather than little more than speculative wishful thinking.

That said, Live Theatre is synonymous with producing high-quality drama laced with strong local connections and I was looking forward to a tense, psychological black comedy.

Assembling a cast of extremely talented local actors, including Vicky Elliott, Laura Norton and James Baxter, the ‘English premiere’ of Jump! follows the lives of seven desperate characters during New Year’s Eve on Tyneside.

Good time girls Marie (Vicky Elliott), Dara (Laura Norton) and Hannah (Bronagh Taggart, making her professional debut) knock back the bevvies and bitch while waiting for another girl friend to arrive.

Johhny (James Baxter) and Ross (Harry Hepple) are a couple of guys who have got themselves in too deep with a local heavy and now have to carry out a contract killing to write-off a gambling debt that they cannot repay.

Two strangers, Pearce (Neil Grainger) and Greta (Frances McNamee) are both intent on leaping from Newcastle’s High Level Bridge but, after accidentally discovering each other, they proceed to try to talk one another out of it.

As the story unfolds it becomes apparent that the lives of these seven characters are already intertwined and that each of their lives are about to change forever.

Writer Lisa McGee seems to have ‘borrowed’ some of her ideas – didn’t Helena Bonham Carter and Sam Neill have a similar encounter on a bridge in Alan Ayckbourn’s 1998 movie, The Revengers’ Comedies?

The storyline has a strictly ‘thriller-by-numbers’ feel to it and the twists and turns are easy to anticipate. The script is littered with gratuitous bad language that adds nothing to the development of the narrative and the dialogue is rather clichéd.

There are also some glaringly obvious geographical gaffes that must have been the result of the decision to change the setting of the play from Belfast to Newcastle. These should have been picked up by the production team from the outset – or at the very least during the rehearsal process.

Performers of the calibre of Vicky Elliott and Laura Norton are worthy of a better vehicle to demonstrate their abilities than this. If I were to offer Miss Elliott a cautionary word of advice, it would be: ‘Watch out! Be careful that you don’t become typecast as the slightly cynical tart with a heart and the witty one-liners.’

James Baxter’s attempt to instil a degree of believability into the one-dimensional role of Johnny, combined with his stature, hairstyle and facial expressions, resulted in a performance that made him seem like Sonic the Hedgehog with a severe case of haemorrhoids.

The audience on press night, aside from theatre critics, seemed to comprise of family and friends of the writer and performers, plus a sprinkling of invited local celebrities, and there was a fair amount of over-enthusiastic, sycophantic laughter which smacked of desperation more than anything else.

When the only line in the play that I could really engage with was ‘I just want to get home and pretend tonight never even happened’, it leaves little more to say.

Steve Burbridge.

‘Jump!’ runs at Live Theatre, Newcastle until Saturday 5^th December 2009.