UK Theatre and Film Network - Last Newsletter 2009
By Douglas McFarlaneBAFTA
The BAFTA movies have been filling my post box on a daily basis, as the awards season starts to heat up and voting kicks off over the Xmas and New Year period. This year as usual, BAFTA members receive complimentary copies of Hollywood Reporter and Screen International. In order for these publications to include major adverts from the top films they need to justify to their advertisers that their publication will land in the hands of voters, in order to help influence a vote in their direction.
Among the many films that are catching my attention are this little lot:-
It's Complicated (Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin)
Quentin's Inglorious Basterds, Peter Jackson's District 9, Public Enemies with Johnny Depp (enjoyable), the Coen's A Serious Man (an interesting film), George Clooney's Up In The Air (dull, don't go there), An Education (Peter Sarsgaard and Rosamind Pike are superb), Lovely Bones, The Hangover (very funny), and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
I've chosen a few to see on the big screen, tomorrow night is AVATAR, the $250million digital extravaganza from Titanic-man James Cameron and on Monday it's NINE, the sexy, sassy musical with the all singing all dancing talents of Penelope Cruz and Kate Hudson.
AUSTRALIA
I'm spending Xmas and New Year in Australia for the first time. I'm really looking forward to it as I'll be switching off from work, technology, blogs, the internet, facebook, twitter and all forms of digital communication. But don't worry, it'll all happen automatically. When a anyone publishes a review to the magazine, a link to it appears on Twitter and Facebook shortly after. So join me at www.twitter.com/ukfilm or www.facebook.com/douglasmcfarlane
And I'll try and bring back some sunshine.
TEDDINGTON
In late January I'll be moving from the lovely views of Tower Bridge, to the tranquil suburb of Teddington. On the same street as Teddington Studios and the plush Lensbury Club. It'll be a nice change from living in the city.
INTERNET BANKING
Finally, as if that wasn't keeping me busy enough, I was successful this week in getting a 6 month assignment to project manage the launch of the world's largest Internet Bank, which was rather fortunate given the current climate in the banking industry.
So, all in all, a fantastic end to 2009 and some very bright beginnings in 2010. I'd also like to wish you and your family a wonderful time over the festive season and a very happy new year.
See you in 2010.
Douglas McFarlane
Editor, UK Theatre and Film Network
www.uktheatre.net
www.ukfilm.tv
DEC 10th
Aladdin
By Steve Burbridge
Aladdin
Darlington Civic Theatre
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover – well, if that’s the case, then you should also never judge a panto by its headliners.
I must admit that I initially turned my nose up at the prospect of reviewing a production starring The Grumbleweeds and X-Factor’s Chico, expecting it to be a bit of a Z-list celebrity affair. The taste of a large portion of humble pie is not a pleasant one, let me tell you, but I must swallow it nevertheless!
Aladdin is everything a good panto should be – frothy, frivolous fun – and this is largely due to Chico, who plays the title role. A natural extrovert, he throws himself wholeheartedly into delivering a performance that is so energetic and physically demanding that it must, surely, be powered by a plentiful supply of ‘the batteries with the copper coloured top.’
The Grumbleweeds – well, two of them anyway – step into the shoes of the Chinese policemen to provide much of the trademark slapstick. Robin Colvill, as Pc Wishee, and Graham Walker, as Pc Washee, are true masters of their art and delight the audience with a brilliant mix of comedy, music and impressions. Their instant rapport with the children in the audience is phenomenal, especially considering that none of the youngsters are old enough to remember them from their 1980s heyday.
Max Somerset is fantastic as the evil Abanazar, convincing the kids that he really is a sorcerer with his magic tricks and flame-throwing staff, whilst Bobby Bennett, a seasoned ‘dame’, treats us to a kind and cuddly Widow Twankey.
Sarah Brown is a quintessential Princess Jasmine and she shines brightest of all during her musical numbers, in which she proves that a petite princess can still produce a powerhouse performance.
There are some amazing circus acts within the production, encompassing juggling, plate-spinning and acrobatics. Yu Yin as So-Shy astonishes young and old alike with her incredible skill and dexterity – the act involving the Chinese parasols is absolutely breathtaking. Bubu Endresz, who doubles-up as The Emperor and The Genie of the Lamp, is equally as impressive.
The talented ensemble of six adds colour and movement to the musical numbers, whist performing Sarah St George’s slick and stylish choreography with precision and panache.
Director David Fleeshman ensures that the action crackles along at a pace that retains the attention of children with even the shortest of attention spans and the script, by Jon Conway, includes plenty of opportunity for audience participation and contains all the required elements to qualify this as a good old-fashioned traditional panto.
Indeed, this production of Aladdin enchants the audience with some real treasure of the Orient and has spirits soaring even higher than a magic carpet.
Until Sunday 17th January 2010
Darker Shores by Michael Punter directed by Anthony Clark
By Katherine HayesThe modern stage at Hampstead has been transformed into a Victorian Gothic parlour. Here is where spirits abound. Man of science Professor Gabriel Stokes ( Tom Goodman-Hill) enlists American spiritualist Tom Beauregard ( Julian Rhind-Tutt) to investigate the strange phenomena he encountered in a seaside house in Sussex.
This is a thoroughly entertaining play that keeps up the suspense and momentum till the very end. The story begins with Beauregard and Stokes discussing the happenings in Sussex, echoes of the Woman in Black. However the similarities end there as a plot driven by the passions of one man and the determination of another take us on a journey into the unkown world of the other side.
At times darkly comic, at others sensitve, with wonderful effects by magicians and illusionists to boot, whats not to like about this production?
Standout performances from Vinette Robinson as Florence the housemaid and Pamela Miles as Mrs Hinchcliffe the housekeeper with a desperate secret. Though Rhind-Tutt's southern accent is at times uneven, both he and Goodman-Hill make a great pair to accompany on their mission to discover the supernatural.
Not to be missed!
Darker Shores
Hampstead theatre
3 December - 16 January
Sleeping Beauty
By kelly potter
Sleeping
Beauty
The Queen's Theatre, Hornchurch
by Nicholas
Pegg
music and lyrics by Carol Sloman
Directed by Matt Devitt

“Don’t be silly, Silly Billy!” still rings in my ears after this thoroughly enjoyable performance of Sleeping Beauty by cut to the chase accompanied by children from local stage schools at the Queen’s Theatre, Hornchurch.
The tone was immediately set by Simon Jessop as William Sillium, otherwise known as Silly Billy, bearing a vague resemblance to Frank Spencer. Jessop did a good job of warming up the audience, instructing on when and what to shout. There was no lack of audience participation, first on the agenda was to single out an unsuspecting adult to harass, the participant was a very willing John, who was given a pink fluffy headband to wear and some lines to shout, to the squealing joy of all children in close vicinity.
Chris MacDonnell’s Nanny Clutterbuck was a delight in an assortment of outrageously ridiculous costumes. She delivered one-liners and song intros that only a pantomime dame can get away with. She occasionally threw one up for the adults; you had to be pretty sharp to catch them, but when they landed, they landed well, along with the handfuls of sweets thrown into the audience. The kids were in a frenzy before the second scene.
Participation was encouraged throughout and this performance fulfilled all the requirements of a good pantomime. Calls of, ‘Behind you!’ And ‘Oh no it isn’t.’ were not just limited to the younger audience as plates were dropped and smashed, and faces landed in cakes. The good Fairy, Forget-Me-Not (Lucy Thackeray) was gladly helped in her need to remember names. Tom Clutterbuck (Elliot Harper), the thigh slapping love interest of the sleeping princess, Aurora (Sarah Scowen) performed a heroic sword fight sequence with the bad Fairy Carabosse (Jane Milligan) over her spell book. The audience were employed as allies of the brave group who were crossing oceans and mountains in order to find a way of waking up the princess from her hundred-year sleep. The spell book was passed between the audience as Carabosse fought to get it back. The intrepid group were eventually rewarded for their efforts, as they found the spell and were helped back to the castle by an extremely impressive dragon, (I was almost frightened). The boos and hisses and overwhelming heckling helped to rid the world of the evil Carabosse. I was enchanted by the puppet show, illustrating the characters’ journey back to the castle on the blackened stage and stunned by the flying dragon as it passed overhead, carrying the characters on its back.
This is truly where cut to the
chase shine, using their musical experience and
sense of fun Jane Milligan’s powerful voice carried
along a great number, backed by the children and Sarah
Scowen and Elliot Harper performed a couple of coming of
age duets beautifully. The dance routines, especially King
Boris’s Tango style dance with Nanny Clutterbuck in his
attempts to woo her, were highly entertaining.
The Queen's theatre showed their
commitment to and their familiarity with their
audience. Children from the local schools were
mentioned as well as individuals who were celebrating
birthdays.
This was a fun filled evening that was certainly not just for the kids, as long as you unleash the inner child and lose your inhibitions and have a go at screaming at the top of your voice…’Don’t be silly, Silly Billy!’ you’ll have a ball…go on.
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- Sign
Language Interpreted performances -
Wednesday 16 December and Thursday 7 January at
6.30pm - Interpreted by Shaun
Hunsley
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Peter Pan
By Steve Burbridge
Peter Pan
Northern Stage, Newcastle upon Tyne
Northern Stage’s Christmas productions are, traditionally, presented as an alternative to pantomime. Last year’s excellent production of Hansel and Gretel was the perfect example of how to re-tell a well-loved tale without slapstick, audience participation and double entendres – and it worked.
This year’s presentation of Peter Pan claims to ‘rediscover the charm of the original story that has enchanted children for nearly 100 years.’ In doing so, the auditorium has been redesigned and the traverse stage means that the use of scenery and dropcloths is out of the question. However, some inventive use of props sees the beds of the Darling children being adapted to recreate Neverland and the deck of The Jolly Roger, Captain Hook’s ship.
Not all the changes are as effective as this, though, and I was left wondering as to why Tinkerbell has been transformed into a size-zeroTeletubby with the voice of Sweep from The Sooty Show.
The decision to distance the production from all elements associated with pantomime seemed slightly half-hearted in certain respects. Personally, I’d have preferred it if they’d gone the whole nine yards and included a ‘dame’ or avoided the cross-dressing completely. Either way, it would have been better than Thomas Dyer-Blake’s cringingly embarrassing performance as Annabelle the nanny, which was mediocrity in a mob-cap.
I also found the image of the two mermaids, played by Caroline Reece and Juliet Thompson, caressing each other and stroking one another’s hair to be gratuitously homoerotic, rather disturbing, and totally inappropriate for a children’s production.
Much of the magic of the tale has been destroyed by the obsession to be innovative and avant-garde and the few opportunities to enchant and enthral were shamefully squandered: the fantastic sparkling clockwork crocodile was only required to trundle from one side of the stage to the other on a couple of occasions, whilst the flying scenes were devoid of any magic at all – how can a child engage with the story and really believe that Peter Pan can fly if they are subjected to watching the actors fastening themselves into the harnesses first?
Stephen Sharkey’s script is laden with great chunks of verbose dialogue which, I would imagine, might be quite difficult for children to penetrate and comprehend. He might have been wiser to cut some of the dialogue in favour of a few more swashbuckling scenes, of which there was a distinct lack.
Credit must be given to Louis Roberts, who gave an energetic and engaging performance in the title role. Christian Bradley as Captain Hook, Micky Cochrane as Smee and Tilly Gaunt as Wendy all did their best to inject some excitement into the piece.
Sadly, the pursuit of style over substance has resulted in a production that has no magic, no heart and no soul.
Steve Burbridge.
Peter Pan runs until Saturday 9 January 2010.
Sleeping Beauty
By Steve Burbridge
Sleeping Beauty
THE CUSTOMS HOUSE, SOUTH SHIELDS
There are many aspects of the festive season that I always
really look forward to: a turkey dinner; parties; catching
up with friends . . . the list goes on. And somewhere near
the very top of that list is going to see ‘the little panto
with the big heart’ at The Customs House in South
Shields.
It’s one of those things that, for me, makes Christmas – along with the Queen’s speech, Bing Crosby singing ‘White Christmas’, mulled wine and mince pies.
Following on from the phenomenal success of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, the cast – a mixture of familiar and new faces – are treating audiences to the tale of Sleeping Beauty.
Ask anyone in the country to list the essential elements of a good old traditional panto and they might come up with a list as long as your arm. However, ask anyone in South Tyneside the same question and you’ll probably get only one answer – Dame Dotty and Tommy.
Ray Spencer (Tommy) and Bob Stott (Dame Dotty) are, without any shadow of a doubt, the basis of The Customs House panto and the reason for that is evident – their sheer enjoyment of playing opposite each other in addition to their propensity to deviate, expertly, from the script and indulge in a spot of ad-libbing, which results in a performance that is fresh and spontaneous.
I’m sure that to explain the plot of a story that is as well-known and well-loved as Sleeping Beauty would be superfluous, so it seems more appropriate to focus on the performances.
Peter Darrant’s villain is a stalwart of this particular venue’s panto . This year, as the Evil Chancellor Lord Darling, he elevates campness to a new and previously unchartered level. To say that his performance contained more ‘mince’ than a butcher’s shop window would be erring on the side of understatement. Yet, much to his credit, it is done in a way that goes over the kids’ heads but is not at all lost on the adults.
Darrant’s master of malevolence is joined by Helen Embleton’s fiendish fairy, Narcissis. Making her panto debut in style, Embleton marvellously milks the role for all it is worth, positively relishing the deafening boos that she received.
Lucy Rafton once again occupies the title role and she gives an assured performance as Princess Primrose of Jarra. The Prince, Walter of Howden, who she meets and falls in love with, is played by newcomer Afnan Ifitkhar and he looks every inch the romantic hero. His singing voice has the clarity and distinction which, unfortunately, his dialogue lacks and some of his lines were, to me, inaudible.
Graham Overton, another regular at The Customs House, gives an endearing performance as the bumbling King Street, whilst Rachel Teate (Fairy Cake), Rebecca Currie (Fairy Lights) and Lindsay-Anne Dagg (Fairy Nuff), who all graduated from drama school only this year, spread more than just a little magic as Princess Primrose’s Fairy Godmothers.
Not to be outdone by splashier, flashier pantomimes, The Customs House also has its fair share of technical wizardry in the form of a delightful little animated dragon named Derek and his much larger, fire-breathing uncle, Archimedes.
The script, as it should, has more corn than the Jolly Green Giant on harvest day and it’s great fun to groan along at the predictable puns.
Once again, The Customs House has come up trumps with a sensational seasonal show that is full of festive frolics – I can’t wait for next year!
Steve Burbridge.
Sleeping Beauty runs until Sunday 3 January 2010.
Cinderella
By Steve Burbridge
Cinderella
Theatre Royal, Newcastle upon Tyne
It isn’t only the Prince who is charming in Newcastle Theatre Royal’s stunning production of Cinderella – everyone and everything else is, too.
Never before have I seen such a lavish, spectacular pantomime and I wouldn’t even like to attempt to guess at the amount of work, time and money that has been invested into making it happen.
Of course, audiences at the Theatre Royal are now used to getting the very best in seasonal entertainment – for the last five years each of the panto’s written, directed and produced by Michael Harrison have broke the previous year’s box office records. And each of them has been bigger and better than the last.
It is probably no coincidence that, for the last five years, the cast has been headed by father and son double-act, Clive Webb and Danny Adams. The audiences, especially the kids, absolutely worship them and erupt into rapturous cheers and applause as soon as they make their first stage entrance.
This year they are co-starring with Roxanne Pallett, formerly of Emmerdaleand Dancing on Ice fame, who plays a spirited Cinderella. Although she isn’t given many opportunities to sing, when she does the hairs on the back of your neck stand up - who knew she could sing like that?
Newcastle’s very own panto dame, the inimitable Chris Hayward, makes a welcome return (it’s his third consecutive panto at the Royal) as Baroness Rita and, as usual wows the audience with a succession of fabulous costumes. What is equally as impressive is the fact that he designs and creates them all himself!
Also making a return this year is local actor Phil Corbitt, from Cullercoats, who teams up with Whitley Bay’s Steve Arnott to play Smelly and Nelly, the ugly sisters. The pair are brilliantly bad, entertainingly evil and wonderfully wicked, really making the most of being mean to poor old Cinders. The partnership works well and who’s to say that panto hasn’t found itself the new, definitive pair of Uglies?
Scooch’s David Ducasse is an affable Dandini, whilst West End musical theatre performers Matt Rawle and Donna Steele play Prince Charming and Fairy Godmother. It would have been great if the characters of Dandini and Prince Charming had been fleshed out a little more, as I felt that Ducasse and Rawle are slightly under-utilised. Steele, on the other hand, has been given a gem of a role as the ditzy, dotty newly-qualified Fairy Godmother and she grabs, with gusto, every opportunity to shine.
It isn’t only the casting of Steele and Rawle that brings a touch of West End sophistication to the proceedings – the production values are outstanding, too. Stunning sets, exquisite costumes, and a great musical score all contribute significantly to the overall effect.
Without wishing to be a killjoy and spoil the many other wonderful surprises that drew ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ aplenty on press night – and, without a doubt, will during the rest of the run – the transformation scene is particularly spectacular.
This production has raised the benchmark for pantomimes, not only in the North East but all over the country and I defy anyone, young or old, to leave the theatre without being completely enchanted. You’d be mad to miss it!
Steve Burbridge.
Cinderella runs until Saturday 16 January 2010.
Oliver Twist at Bolton Octagon
By Caroline May
If you think you’ve seen the definitive musical version of Dickens’ novelOliver Twist, think again. Like Lionel Bart's classic version, the production at Bolton this festive season is laced throughout with catchy songs and dances. However the Octagon’s new adaptation, with a cast playing multiple roles as well as all the instruments, is very much in the Northern Broadsides tradition - hardly surprising, as writer Deborah McAndrew and composer Conrad Nelson are both veterans of that company.
The narrative is stripped down to about two hours, so out go various sub-plots, but the old favourites are all present and correct. Robert Pickavance is an oleaginous and sycophantic Fagin; Tim Frances is excellent comic value as Mr Bumble, the cruel and cowardly beadle; Esther Ruth Elliott is Nancy, the tart with a heart; and a rotating cast of talented and enthusiastic children play Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger and all the assorted urchins.
Dawn Allsopp’s impressive set, an imposing urban sprawl of brick walls, rackety bridges and dirty cobbles, spans the whole width of the auditorium and soars to the ceiling. Director Josette Bushell-Mingo’s production makes the most of the huge playing area, with great choreography and energetic ensembles.
This version of Oliver Twist is sweet without being saccharine, and addresses the iniquities of Victorian England without being too scary for a younger audience. Judging by the reaction from the stalls on Friday night, this is a really excellent Christmas show for the whole family.
Oliver Twist is on at Bolton Octagon until Saturday 23 January 2010
Tickets: £8.50 - £15.95
Shows: Mon-Sat at 10.15am, 2.15pm & 7.15pm (performance schedule varies - see website)
Box Office: 01204 520661
An Evening of Sophisticated Jazz Cabaret with Hope Augustus
By Carolin KopplinThe charming singer presents a programme of unforgettable songs by Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Leonard Bernstein, Noel Coward, and other greats. Tom Scott does not simply accompany Hope, he is a jazz piano virtuoso! I was especially impressed by Tom's improvisation of It's All Right With Me and Hope's interpretation of Skylark. There are many highlights in this show and Hope brings so much joy and pure energy to it that I had problems staying in my seat - I wanted to swing with Hope and Tom!
Go see the show if you love jazz. Only two days left!
The Rosemary Branch Theatre
Dec. 2-4, 8.00 pm
020 7704 6665
Thomas Spencer-Wortley
By Steve BurbridgeCelebrate Christmas
With
Thomas Spencer-Wortley
****
"We are so excited about the upcoming concerts. As we are coming into our fourth Winter season, we can't wait to pull together all our experiences of live performances over the years help to create a really brilliant show with the wonderfully talented Thomas Spencer-Wortley”…..All Angels
“The Drop-dead, Sinatra-eyed quintessential Englishman made the hairs on my neck stand up when he sang his self-penned track ‘Credere’.....Lesley-Ann Jones, Sunday Express
Thomas Spencer-Wortley- an exceptional young tenor who possesses talent, looks, integrity and the drive to continually push musical boundaries- will be bringing his spectacular Christmas concert to London, Birmingham and Harrogate. The evenings will include popular classics to songs from the shows and festive favourites.
Thomas will be joined by Platinum & Classical Brit nominated ‘All Angels' as special guests alongside- Natalie Hope– direct from the UK Tour of Evitaand soprano Mairead Carlin. He will also be accompanied by Thomas’ own quartet- ‘The Midnight String Quartet’ and a number of past and present students of the Royal Academy of Music. Details of his tour are below:
Celebrate Christmas with Thomas Spencer-Wortley Tour dates:
December:
20th London St John’s Smith Square, Westminster 7.30pm
(Feat. the Fulham Camerata)
21st Birmingham Town Hall, Birmingham 7.30pm
(Feat. West End Academy Chorus)
22nd Harrogate Harrogate International Centre 7.30pm
(Feat. Leeds Philharmonic Chorus / West End Academy Chorus)
Thomas’ debut album Credere is out now and contains self-penned songs such as lead-off track- ‘Credere’- a beautifully arranged song with haunting vocals and a soaring melody- a song so brilliant it could stand alongside those of any of the great master works. Other songs present on the album include his take on classics such as -‘Ave Maria’; ‘The Prayer’ and ‘You Raise Me Up’, and it marks the introduction of a major new voice in music. With his English charm, Italian style and world-class voice, Thomas Spencer-Wortley is destined for great recognition.
To date, Thomas has been described as ‘The English Josh Groban’, the ‘solo version of Il Divo’ and the UK’s answer to Andrea Bocelli but to those who know him, he’s just Thomas...
Thomas lives and works with his younger brother, composer & arranger, Oliver Spencer-Wortley. Between them they set out to create a sound, and one which is becoming clearly recognisable, where the excitement of the modern era meets the classics yet retaining all of the beauty and artistry of the original composition.
Thomas was born and raised in Derbyshire and then moved to study voice at Trinity College of Music, going on to gain a post graduate diploma and LRAM at the Royal Academy of Music. After working in music theatre it was evident that Thomas’ classical sound was individual, a real blend of the operatic world and the ‘West End’. This left Thomas with an apparent decision to make, although now it would appear an obvious step, he chose to combine the best of both and become a solo classical cross-over artist.
For more information, please visit:
Aladdin
By Steve Burbridge

Aladdin
Darlington Civic Theatre
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover – well, if that’s the case, then you should also never judge a panto by its headliners.
I must admit that I initially turned my nose up at the prospect of reviewing a production starring The Grumbleweeds and X-Factor’s Chico, expecting it to be a bit of a Z-list celebrity affair. The taste of a large portion of humble pie is not a pleasant one, let me tell you, but I must swallow it nevertheless!
Aladdin is everything a good panto should be – frothy, frivolous fun – and this is largely due to Chico, who plays the title role. A natural extrovert, he throws himself wholeheartedly into delivering a performance that is so energetic and physically demanding that it must, surely, be powered by a plentiful supply of ‘the batteries with the copper coloured top.’
The Grumbleweeds – well, two of them anyway – step into the shoes of the Chinese policemen to provide much of the trademark slapstick. Robin Colvill, as Pc Wishee, and Graham Walker, as Pc Washee, are true masters of their art and delight the audience with a brilliant mix of comedy, music and impressions. Their instant rapport with the children in the audience is phenomenal, especially considering that none of the youngsters are old enough to remember them from their 1980s heyday.
Max Somerset is fantastic as the evil Abanazar, convincing the kids that he really is a sorcerer with his magic tricks and flame-throwing staff, whilst Bobby Bennett, a seasoned ‘dame’, treats us to a kind and cuddly Widow Twankey.
Sarah Brown is a quintessential Princess Jasmine and she shines brightest of all during her musical numbers, in which she proves that a petite princess can still produce a powerhouse performance.
There are some amazing circus acts within the production, encompassing juggling, plate-spinning and acrobatics. Yu Yin as So-Shy astonishes young and old alike with her incredible skill and dexterity – the act involving the Chinese parasols is absolutely breathtaking. Bubu Endresz, who doubles-up as The Emperor and The Genie of the Lamp, is equally as impressive.
The talented ensemble of six adds colour and movement to the musical numbers, whist performing Sarah St George’s slick and stylish choreography with precision and panache.
Director David Fleeshman ensures that the action crackles along at a pace that retains the attention of children with even the shortest of attention spans and the script, by Jon Conway, includes plenty of opportunity for audience participation and contains all the required elements to qualify this as a good old-fashioned traditional panto.
Indeed, this production of Aladdin enchants the audience with some real treasure of the Orient and has spirits soaring even higher than a magic carpet.
Until Sunday 17th January 2010
Cinderella Milton Keynes Theatre 2009/2010
By Catherine Brian
Cinderella
Milton Keynes Theatre
Reviewed on Monday 7th December 2009 by Catherine
Brian
Having had to miss
last year’s panto, we were determined to get there this
year. And we’re glad we did as we really enjoyed the whole
evening.
I don’t think this year’s Cinderella
will ever win Panto of the year, but it does its job admirally
and the 6 yr old we took with us thoroughly enjoyed every minute,
which is the whole point really. We left the theatre happy
and laughing and thinking about how funny and talented Bobby
Davro is, and what a shame he is billed as being “star of
Eastenders” as if he has never had any other career. Bring
back variety entertainment!
The set and the costumes were really impressive and pretty and
did not disappoint throughout. The Ugly Sisters costumes
were, as they should be, fabulous, each one making a
statement being more outrageous as the evening progressed.
There is a bit of strange casting, but I guess First Family
Entertainment know who puts bums on seats.
Really and truly, Mickey
Rooney as Baron Hardup is past it. It’s a shame really, as he is
a Hollywood and Vaudeville legend, and sometimes it’s better to
leave it at that. He looked like a bumbling dirty old man
on the few occasions he managed to get himself on stage, and it
was always a worry for the audience that he would remember what
he was supposed to say. He performs a number towards the
beginning of act 1 – I say “performs a number”, as you couldn’t
really call it singing by any stretch of the imagination.
We had an “alternate” Prince Charming – very odd on Press Night –
Anthony Kavanagh. The real Prince Charming was apparently
otherwise engaged on our Press Night. (Why would you cast a ‘C’
list celebrity who can’t do the whole run??) Mr Kavanagh isn’t a
very good alternate though. He can’t sing in tune and can’t
act. He kind of did the job to keep the kids happy, but really, I
think an actor or musical theatre performer currently between
jobs would have made a far better alternate and no doubt have
been cheaper to hire.
On the plus side, Anthea
Turner pulls it out of the bag. I wasn’t expecting much,
and clearly she is no actress, but what she is, is very clever,
as she knows her strengths and plays to them. Her wand is a
feather duster and she wears impossibly high heels – which kind
of says it all really.
Local girl Louise Dearman
from Leighton Buzzard, plays Cinderella brilliantly. Louise
has worked in Musical Theatre all her life, both on tour and in
the West End and it was nice, after the MK Theatre publicity
machine building her up all year, including starring in her own
celebrity evening of entertainment to celebrate the 10 year
anniversary of MK Theatre, that she was able to spend Christmas
at home and be a wonderful leading lady to boot. She sings
beautifully, as I’m sure I’ve said in many a review, if only
Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan could hear Louise
sing they’d realise that the wee Scottish lady can’t really sing
that well at all.
Chris Nelson as Dandini was very good – he’s funny, he’s
talented, he’s appealing and I’m sure he has a great future ahead
of him - but I’m not so sure he looks the part of Dandini.
He’s not how I imagine your average Dandini looking. He
looked nothing like Prince Charming – surely part of the plot is
that they exchange places and Dandini becomes the Prince – how
believable that is in this instance is
questionable.
Chris Dennis and David Langham
played colourful Ugly Sisters. I’m not sure I warmed
totally to them. I preferred the short one – Chris Dennis -
purely because I thought David Langham’s portrayal was way too
near the mark. David Langham is really very tall.
Bobby Davro was, as I expected he
would be, was very funny indeed. He knows his job and does
it wonderfully. There was a slow boring bit at the
beginning when makes his first entrance with a shopping trolley,
but I suspect it has to stay as it advertises the sponsors,
Robinsons. (Panto was much more fun when the sponsors were
Cadbury’s!) There were a couple of bits that I thought were a bit
near the mark and really should have been cut. The kangaroo
at the end of Act 2 was hilarious. Worth going to see this
pantomime for that one 10 minute set if nothing else.
When I say things are too near the mark, I totally take on board
that they will go over the heads of the 4, 5 and 6 year olds, but
I doubt once today’s children get to 7 or so, that these jokes
will go unnoticed. Maybe I’m too traditional, but a couple
of times I felt uncomfortable, and I know some grandparents who
went who also felt uncomfortable. I think it’s unnecessary
for this smut to be in family entertainment.
The pantomime also has the totally unnecessary appearances by the
winners of the MK’s Got Talent shows – Holly Brewer is the Fairy
Assistant - have you ever heard of the fairy having an
assistant before? Adam Gates is MC Domo – he does a 16 bar rap at
the beginning of the ball scene in Act 2. I had to have it
explained to me why he was there and who he was.
There is a capable chorus of 8 dancers but why is it that these
days the male pantomime dancers always seem to be the campest
male dancers from the audition? I want to see manly macho
male dancers, so that when they dance with the girls they look
like couples. It’s not their physical strength, more how
they hold themselves and look.
Finally, there is an able juvenile chorus of babes – but they are
so under-utilised it’s hard to know why they weren’t just
dispensed with – or maybe it’s just tradition.
The Shetland Ponies are nice but again, totally wasted. Why
weren’t they walked around the stage? Why did they enter upstage,
only to be walked prompt side of centre stage and then walked off
as the curtain fell? What a waste. I’m not sure half
the children would have noticed them if their relevant adults
hadn’t pointed them out.
As I said at the beginning, this is a very funny enjoyable
evening – surely the proper Prince Charming will be able to sing
so make sure you go when he’s on – I think he’s on all the time
from around 20th December.
As a pantomime, it ticks all the boxes - it looks good, it’s
funny, it’s professional and we left feeling happier than before
we went. At 2 and a half hours, it’s a tad on the long side
for the little ones, and our 6 year old was ready for her bed by
the time it finished.

Cinderella plays Milton Keynes Theatre from Friday 4th December
2009 until Sunday 17th January 2010. Tickets range from £17
to £26 with family, school and group discounts available.
Milton Keynes Theatre Box Office: 0844 871 7652 (bkg fee)or go to
the website
http://www.ambassadortickets.com/Milton-Keynes-Theatre
Reviewed by Catherine Brian at Milton Keynes Theatre on Monday 7th December 2009
Darker Shores by Michael Punter directed by Anthony Clark
By Katherine HayesThe modern stage at Hampstead has been transformed into a Victorian Gothic parlour. Here is where spirits abound. Man of science Professor Gabriel Stokes ( Tom Goodman-Hill) enlists American spiritualist Tom Beauregard ( Julian Rhind-Tutt) to investigate the strange phenomena he encountered in a seaside house in Sussex.
This is a thoroughly entertaining play that keeps up the suspense and momentum till the very end. The story begins with Beauregard and Stokes discussing the happenings in Sussex, echoes of the Woman in Black. However the similarities end there as a plot driven by the passions of one man and the determination of another take us on a journey into the unkown world of the other side.
At times darkly comic, at others sensitve, with wonderful effects by magicians and illusionists to boot, whats not to like about this production?
Standout performances from Vinette Robinson as Florence the housemaid and Pamela Miles as Mrs Hinchcliffe the housekeeper with a desperate secret. Though Rhind-Tutt's southern accent is at times uneven, both he and Goodman-Hill make a great pair to accompany on their mission to discover the supernatural.
Not to be missed!
Darker Shores
Hampstead theatre
3 December - 16 January
Sleeping Beauty
By kelly potter
3 December - 16
January
Sleeping Beauty
The Queen's Theatre, Hornchurch
by
Nicholas Pegg
music and lyrics by Carol Sloman
Directed by Matt Devitt

“Don’t be silly, Silly Billy!” still rings in my ears after this thoroughly enjoyable performance of Sleeping Beauty by cut to the chase accompanied by children from local stage schools at the Queen’s Theatre, Hornchurch.
The tone was immediately set by Simon Jessop as William Sillium, otherwise known as Silly Billy, bearing a vague resemblance to Frank Spencer. Jessop did a good job of warming up the audience, instructing on when and what to shout. There was no lack of audience participation, first on the agenda was to single out an unsuspecting adult to harass, the participant was a very willing John, who was given a pink fluffy headband to wear and some lines to shout, to the squealing joy of all children in close vicinity.
Chris MacDonnell’s Nanny Clutterbuck was a delight in an assortment of outrageously ridiculous costumes. She delivered one-liners and song intros that only a pantomime dame can get away with. She occasionally threw one up for the adults; you had to be pretty sharp to catch them, but when they landed, they landed well, along with the handfuls of sweets thrown into the audience. The kids were in a frenzy before the second scene.
Participation was encouraged throughout and this performance fulfilled all the requirements of a good pantomime. Calls of, ‘Behind you!’ And ‘Oh no it isn’t.’ were not just limited to the younger audience as plates were dropped and smashed, and faces landed in cakes. The good Fairy, Forget-Me-Not (Lucy Thackeray) was gladly helped in her need to remember names. Tom Clutterbuck (Elliot Harper), the thigh slapping love interest of the sleeping princess, Aurora (Sarah Scowen) performed a heroic sword fight sequence with the bad Fairy Carabosse (Jane Milligan) over her spell book. The audience were employed as allies of the brave group who were crossing oceans and mountains in order to find a way of waking up the princess from her hundred-year sleep. The spell book was passed between the audience as Carabosse fought to get it back. The intrepid group were eventually rewarded for their efforts, as they found the spell and were helped back to the castle by an extremely impressive dragon, (I was almost frightened). The boos and hisses and overwhelming heckling helped to rid the world of the evil Carabosse. I was enchanted by the puppet show, illustrating the characters’ journey back to the castle on the blackened stage and stunned by the flying dragon as it passed overhead, carrying the characters on its back.
This is truly where
cut to the chase shine, using their musical experience and
sense of fun Jane Milligan’s powerful voice carried along a
great number, backed by the children and Sarah Scowen and Elliot
Harper performed a couple of coming of age duets beautifully. The
dance routines, especially King Boris’s Tango style dance with
Nanny Clutterbuck in his attempts to woo her, were highly
entertaining.
The Queen's theatre showed
their commitment to and their familiarity with their
audience. Children from the local schools were
mentioned as well as individuals who were celebrating
birthdays.
This was a fun filled evening that was certainly not just for the kids, as long as you unleash the inner child and lose your inhibitions and have a go at screaming at the top of your voice…’Don’t be silly, Silly Billy!’ you’ll have a ball…go on.
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Sign Language
Interpreted performances - Wednesday 16
December and Thursday 7 January at 6.30pm - Interpreted
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Shaun
Hunsley
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Peter Pan
By Steve Burbridge

Peter Pan
Northern Stage, Newcastle upon Tyne
Northern Stage’s Christmas productions are, traditionally, presented as an alternative to pantomime. Last year’s excellent production of Hansel and Gretel was the perfect example of how to re-tell a well-loved tale without slapstick, audience participation and double entendres – and it worked.
This year’s presentation of Peter Pan claims to ‘rediscover the charm of the original story that has enchanted children for nearly 100 years.’ In doing so, the auditorium has been redesigned and the traverse stage means that the use of scenery and dropcloths is out of the question. However, some inventive use of props sees the beds of the Darling children being adapted to recreate Neverland and the deck of The Jolly Roger, Captain Hook’s ship.
Not all the changes are as effective as this, though, and I was left wondering as to why Tinkerbell has been transformed into a size-zero Teletubby with the voice of Sweep from The Sooty Show.
The decision to distance the production from all elements associated with pantomime seemed slightly half-hearted in certain respects. Personally, I’d have preferred it if they’d gone the whole nine yards and included a ‘dame’ or avoided the cross-dressing completely. Either way, it would have been better than Thomas Dyer-Blake’s cringingly embarrassing performance as Annabelle the nanny, which was mediocrity in a mob-cap.
I also found the image of the two mermaids, played by Caroline Reece and Juliet Thompson, caressing each other and stroking one another’s hair to be gratuitously homoerotic, rather disturbing, and totally inappropriate for a children’s production.
Much of the magic of the tale has been destroyed by the obsession to be innovative and avant-garde and the few opportunities to enchant and enthral were shamefully squandered: the fantastic sparkling clockwork crocodile was only required to trundle from one side of the stage to the other on a couple of occasions, whilst the flying scenes were devoid of any magic at all – how can a child engage with the story and really believe that Peter Pan can fly if they are subjected to watching the actors fastening themselves into the harnesses first?
Stephen Sharkey’s script is laden with great chunks of verbose dialogue which, I would imagine, might be quite difficult for children to penetrate and comprehend. He might have been wiser to cut some of the dialogue in favour of a few more swashbuckling scenes, of which there was a distinct lack.
Credit must be given to Louis Roberts, who gave an energetic and engaging performance in the title role. Christian Bradley as Captain Hook, Micky Cochrane as Smee and Tilly Gaunt as Wendy all did their best to inject some excitement into the piece.
Sadly, the pursuit of style over substance has resulted in a production that has no magic, no heart and no soul.
Steve Burbridge.
Peter Pan runs until Saturday 9 January 2010.
Sleeping Beauty
By Steve Burbridge

Sleeping Beauty
THE CUSTOMS HOUSE, SOUTH SHIELDS
There are many aspects of the festive season that I always really
look forward to: a turkey dinner; parties; catching up with
friends . . . the list goes on. And somewhere near the very top
of that list is going to see ‘the little panto with the big
heart’ at The Customs House in South Shields.
It’s one of those things that, for me, makes Christmas – along with the Queen’s speech, Bing Crosby singing ‘White Christmas’, mulled wine and mince pies.
Following on from the phenomenal success of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, the cast – a mixture of familiar and new faces – are treating audiences to the tale of Sleeping Beauty.
Ask anyone in the country to list the essential elements of a good old traditional panto and they might come up with a list as long as your arm. However, ask anyone in South Tyneside the same question and you’ll probably get only one answer – Dame Dotty and Tommy.
Ray Spencer (Tommy) and Bob Stott (Dame Dotty) are, without any shadow of a doubt, the basis of The Customs House panto and the reason for that is evident – their sheer enjoyment of playing opposite each other in addition to their propensity to deviate, expertly, from the script and indulge in a spot of ad-libbing, which results in a performance that is fresh and spontaneous.
I’m sure that to explain the plot of a story that is as well-known and well-loved as Sleeping Beauty would be superfluous, so it seems more appropriate to focus on the performances.
Peter Darrant’s villain is a stalwart of this particular venue’s panto . This year, as the Evil Chancellor Lord Darling, he elevates campness to a new and previously unchartered level. To say that his performance contained more ‘mince’ than a butcher’s shop window would be erring on the side of understatement. Yet, much to his credit, it is done in a way that goes over the kids’ heads but is not at all lost on the adults.
Darrant’s master of malevolence is joined by Helen Embleton’s fiendish fairy, Narcissis. Making her panto debut in style, Embleton marvellously milks the role for all it is worth, positively relishing the deafening boos that she received.
Lucy Rafton once again occupies the title role and she gives an assured performance as Princess Primrose of Jarra. The Prince, Walter of Howden, who she meets and falls in love with, is played by newcomer Afnan Ifitkhar and he looks every inch the romantic hero. His singing voice has the clarity and distinction which, unfortunately, his dialogue lacks and some of his lines were, to me, inaudible.
Graham Overton, another regular at The Customs House, gives an endearing performance as the bumbling King Street, whilst Rachel Teate (Fairy Cake), Rebecca Currie (Fairy Lights) and Lindsay-Anne Dagg (Fairy Nuff), who all graduated from drama school only this year, spread more than just a little magic as Princess Primrose’s Fairy Godmothers.
Not to be outdone by splashier, flashier pantomimes, The Customs House also has its fair share of technical wizardry in the form of a delightful little animated dragon named Derek and his much larger, fire-breathing uncle, Archimedes.
The script, as it should, has more corn than the Jolly Green Giant on harvest day and it’s great fun to groan along at the predictable puns.
Once again, The Customs House has come up trumps with a sensational seasonal show that is full of festive frolics – I can’t wait for next year!
Steve Burbridge.
Sleeping Beauty runs until Sunday 3 January 2010.
Cinderella
By Steve Burbridge

Cinderella
Theatre Royal, Newcastle upon Tyne
It isn’t only the Prince who is charming in Newcastle Theatre Royal’s stunning production of Cinderella – everyone and everything else is, too.
Never before have I seen such a lavish, spectacular pantomime and I wouldn’t even like to attempt to guess at the amount of work, time and money that has been invested into making it happen.
Of course, audiences at the Theatre Royal are now used to getting the very best in seasonal entertainment – for the last five years each of the panto’s written, directed and produced by Michael Harrison have broke the previous year’s box office records. And each of them has been bigger and better than the last.
It is probably no coincidence that, for the last five years, the cast has been headed by father and son double-act, Clive Webb and Danny Adams. The audiences, especially the kids, absolutely worship them and erupt into rapturous cheers and applause as soon as they make their first stage entrance.
This year they are co-starring with Roxanne Pallett, formerly of Emmerdale and Dancing on Ice fame, who plays a spirited Cinderella. Although she isn’t given many opportunities to sing, when she does the hairs on the back of your neck stand up - who knew she could sing like that?
Newcastle’s very own panto dame, the inimitable Chris Hayward, makes a welcome return (it’s his third consecutive panto at the Royal) as Baroness Rita and, as usual wows the audience with a succession of fabulous costumes. What is equally as impressive is the fact that he designs and creates them all himself!
Also making a return this year is local actor Phil Corbitt, from Cullercoats, who teams up with Whitley Bay’s Steve Arnott to play Smelly and Nelly, the ugly sisters. The pair are brilliantly bad, entertainingly evil and wonderfully wicked, really making the most of being mean to poor old Cinders. The partnership works well and who’s to say that panto hasn’t found itself the new, definitive pair of Uglies?
Scooch’s David Ducasse is an affable Dandini, whilst West End musical theatre performers Matt Rawle and Donna Steele play Prince Charming and Fairy Godmother. It would have been great if the characters of Dandini and Prince Charming had been fleshed out a little more, as I felt that Ducasse and Rawle are slightly under-utilised. Steele, on the other hand, has been given a gem of a role as the ditzy, dotty newly-qualified Fairy Godmother and she grabs, with gusto, every opportunity to shine.
It isn’t only the casting of Steele and Rawle that brings a touch of West End sophistication to the proceedings – the production values are outstanding, too. Stunning sets, exquisite costumes, and a great musical score all contribute significantly to the overall effect.
Without wishing to be a killjoy and spoil the many other wonderful surprises that drew ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ aplenty on press night – and, without a doubt, will during the rest of the run – the transformation scene is particularly spectacular.
This production has raised the benchmark for pantomimes, not only in the North East but all over the country and I defy anyone, young or old, to leave the theatre without being completely enchanted. You’d be mad to miss it!
Steve Burbridge.
Cinderella
runs until Saturday 16 January
2010.
16/12/09
PLEASE NOTE: Due to personal circumstances, following the
sudden death of a close friend, Roxanne Pallett has withdrawn
from this production and the role of Cinderella will be performed
by Amy Bruce.
Oliver Twist at Bolton Octagon
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If you think you’ve seen the definitive musical version of Dickens’ novel Oliver Twist, think again. Like Lionel Bart's classic version, the production at Bolton this festive season is laced throughout with catchy songs and dances. However the Octagon’s new adaptation, with a cast playing multiple roles as well as all the instruments, is very much in the Northern Broadsides tradition - hardly surprising, as writer Deborah McAndrew and composer Conrad Nelson are both veterans of that company.
The narrative is stripped down to about two hours, so out go various sub-plots, but the old favourites are all present and correct. Robert Pickavance is an oleaginous and sycophantic Fagin; Tim Frances is excellent comic value as Mr Bumble, the cruel and cowardly beadle; Esther Ruth Elliott is Nancy, the tart with a heart; and a rotating cast of talented and enthusiastic children play Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger and all the assorted urchins.
Dawn Allsopp’s impressive set, an imposing urban sprawl of brick walls, rackety bridges and dirty cobbles, spans the whole width of the auditorium and soars to the ceiling. Director Josette Bushell-Mingo’s production makes the most of the huge playing area, with great choreography and energetic ensembles.
This version of Oliver Twist is sweet without being saccharine, and addresses the iniquities of Victorian England without being too scary for a younger audience. Judging by the reaction from the stalls on Friday night, this is a really excellent Christmas show for the whole family.
Oliver Twist is on at Bolton Octagon until Saturday 23 January 2010
Tickets: £8.50 - £15.95
Shows: Mon-Sat at 10.15am, 2.15pm & 7.15pm (performance schedule varies - see website)
Box Office: 01204 520661
An Evening of Sophisticated Jazz Cabaret with Hope Augustus
By Carolin KopplinThe charming singer presents a programme of unforgettable songs by Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Leonard Bernstein, Noel Coward, and other greats. Tom Scott does not simply accompany Hope, he is a jazz piano virtuoso! I was especially impressed by Tom's improvisation of It's All Right With Me and Hope's interpretation of Skylark. There are many highlights in this show and Hope brings so much joy and pure energy to it that I had problems staying in my seat - I wanted to swing with Hope and Tom!
Go see the show if you love jazz. Only two days left!
The Rosemary Branch Theatre
Dec. 2-4, 8.00 pm
020 7704 6665


