SECRETS COCK TAVERN THEATRE, KILBURN
By OLIVER VALENTINEWith the enticing title of Secrets and publicity that promised ‘explosive drama,’ I was all set for an exciting night out at the latest play at the Cock Tavern Theatre. However this rather tame and unfocused contribution offers little in the way of startling confessions or dramatic originality.
Created by Flexible Productions, eight actors reveal their own, true-life secrets through devised enactments. Amongst those unravelling their inner-most shames are a traumatised woman revisiting her sadistic relationship with a boyfriend, a closet queen, a supposedly reformed bully and a questionable victim of sexual abuse. Apart from Helen Briscoe’s disturbing revelations it’s all a bit timid, confused and ultimately shallow. In fact there are the secrets which are so vaguely wafted about that’s it hard to actually pin-point what they actually are.
This awkward effort lets down the usual high standard of work that the Cock has consistently produced in the past. The writing is all over the place, contrived and clumsily structured with some scenes adding little to the storyline or development of the characters. Indeed the only revelation this play really offers is the ability of the exceptionally skilled cast to create engaging, truthful performances despite being in a production that under Danielle Coleman’s messy direction, looks like a drama school creation. This further is emphasised by a bricolage of victim headlines glued onto a cheap looking backdrop as the centre piece for the set.
Helen Briscoe is exceptional in all her roles, James Dutton convincing as the bully and a suspected victim, Andrew Cleave very watchable as the put-upon psychologist and Shireen Walton adds some equally comic and moving moments to the play.
The telling of secrets have been the basis for many a successful drama. This is not one of them.
OLIVER VALENTINE
www.cocktaverntheatre.com
'Collider' The Oxford Saturday Matinee Club
By Ruth CurtisDreamboats and Petticoats
By Sue MarksBill Kenwright and Laurie Mansfield in Association with Universal Music
Present
Dreamboats and Petticoats
Book by Laurence Marks & Maurice Gran
Reviewed by Sue Marks at Milton Keynes Theatre on Monday 16th November 2009.
This show is a must for anyone who remembers the 1950s and ‘60s, but many of the songs featured are so well known it will appeal to anyone who loves these songs. Before the show started I wasn’t sure what to expect in terms of dialogue to music ratio. However, I was pleased to find that there was a good storyline woven around the songs. The show opens with an attic scene where a man shows his Granddaughter his old Fender guitar and says he will explain how he was once, very briefly, in a band. The attic disappears and the band explodes into the opening track, “Let’s Dance.”
It is the early 1960s and most of the show is set in a youth club in Essex where some members have formed a band and some are attempting to write songs to enter a contest. There are a number of pretty young girls to distract them from their ambitions. There is romance, some of which is unrequited and teenage angst. Songs from the era are performed to a high standard throughout the show as the characters strive to fulfil their dreams. The dialogue is well written and amusing and the characters are believable and likeable. Everyone gave a good performance both in acting and singing. The musicians were also very accomplished.
The band was a permanent fixture on the stage and curtains were used to hide the band for scenes outside the youth club such as the attic or in people’s homes. A thick red curtain was used as a backdrop for the song contest which also served to obscure the band. When the youth club members went on a trip to Southend a couple of dodgems were used to create a fun fair and with a slight modification served as carriers on the tunnel of love. The furniture in the youth club was typical of that time.
The costumes reflected the era and were excellent. Some of the dresses were very colourful with frothy white petticoats underneath. The hair and makeup was also appropriate for the time. The Teddy Boys’ outfits were particularly authentic.
This show is colourful and vibrant and certainly has a feel good factor. The audience must have enjoyed it as they were clapping in time with the music. Towards the end some people stood up to dance, I was pleased they had managed to resist doing this earlier in the show, as it obviously obstructs other people’s view of the stage. Fortunately those standing up didn’t block my vision of the last few minutes. If you want your spirits lifted go and see this show.
Dreamboats and Petticoats plays Milton Keynes Theatre until Saturday 21st November 2009. Milton Keynes Theatre Box Office 0844 871 7652 (bkg fee). The tour then continues playing New Theatre Hull from 23rd to 28th November 2009 and the Lyceum Theatre Sheffield from 01st to 05th December 2009.
www.miltokeynestheatre.com www.kenwright.com
Reviewed by Sue Marks at Milton Keynes Theatre on Monday 16th November 2009 on behalf of Catherine Brian.
50/50 Daring Pairings The Factory
By Katherine HayesThe Factory together with Hampstead Theatre, for a select number of nights are presenting an interactive and slightly unorthodox theatre experience.
The company has collaborated with writers to develop short plays where dialogue can be played by any actor male or female. The actors need to know all the parts in the play and the audience can select what order they see them. Writers working on this project took their inspiration from any period in the last 50 years and were required to focus on character only, no special effects, props, costumes or stage directions allowed.
It was an exciting and daring prospect, and I felt myself hold my breath in the hope that no-one would forget any of the lines ( which nobody appeared to do).
Featured plays included Underwater Love by Paul Jenkins, Tomatoes by Peter Rumney,The Poll Tax Riots by John Donnelly, 1975 by Federay Homes and Assistance by Stephen Bloomer.
Themes varied from a clandestine meeting in a hotel room in Underwater Love to a charity workers determination to hear atrocities from the affected in Assistance.
Underwater Love by Paul Jenkins was the most entertaining of the five and the audience had the opportunity to see the play twice. Both Colin Hurley and Alan Morissey brought interesting revelations in each of their roles as the two hesitant lovers, and then again in the role reversal showed excellent comic timing in their performances.
The Factory has assembled themselves a talented troupe of actors and their residency at the Hampstead theatre is one not to be missed.
Friday 30 October 9.30pm, Friday 6 November at 2.30 and 9.30pm, Saturday 7 November at 9.30pm
Hampstead Theatre
Bedroom Farce at the Rose Theatre in Kingston
By Carolin KopplinPeter Hall sets this successful revival of Alan Ayckbourn’s social comedy “Bedroom Farce” in the 1970s – a distant age without mobile phones, ipods or even the internet. Three bedrooms, side by side, fill the Rose Theatre stage and allow us a peep into the lives of four married couples.
The elderly couple Delia (Jane Asher) and Ernest (Nicholas Le Prevost) are getting ready for their yearly dinner at a fancy restaurant. Delia tries to discuss their son Trevor’s marital problems but Ernest is more interested in the leaky roof. Jan (Lucy Briers) is off to a housewarming party whilst her husband Nick (Tony Gardner) is grounded with a bad back. Malcolm (Daniel Betts) and Kate (Finty Williams) are playing childish pranks on each other whilst waiting for their first guests to arrive. Chaotic Trevor (Orlando Seale) and his unstable wife Susannah embark on a journey of destruction by successfully ruining their party with a savage fight culminating in Trevor kissing Jan. A distraught Susannah disrupts Delia’s and Ernest’s romantic dinner in bed and Trevor rushes to Jan only to fall asleep on Nick’s bed, making Nick’s night pure agony.
Prepare yourself for a highly entertaining evening with an outstanding cast in Ayckbourn’s exploration of marriage and beyond.
The Rose Theatre, Kingston
1 Oct – 28 Nov 2009
See Tickets - 0871 230 1552
www.rosetheatrekingston.org
Grizzly Bear and the London Symphony Orchestra at the Barbican: a Review
By Adam TocockIt probably says a lot about the tone of last night’s show that Halloween was only briefly mentioned once, by Grizzly Bear’s Ed Droste. While London Symphony Orchestra’s performance with Antony and the Johnsons (performed in this hall a year ago) was given a bit of levity by their cover of Beyonce’s ‘Crazy in Love’, there was no such relief this year. Indeed, Antony Heggarty’s triumphant shows with the LSO seem an appropriate benchmark for last night’s, and on balance the feminine crooner’s show surpassed the Grizzly Bear’s.
While Nico Muhly’s arrangements for Antony and the Johnson’s songs was integral to the performance, tonight the orchestra often seemed surplus to requirements as in the inevitable highlight of the set, ‘Two Weeks’. The sense of anticipation as Daniel Rossen moved to the electric organ for the only time all night was tangible, the opening chords got a cheer, Grizzly Bear played a note perfect rendition of the album version all on their own bar some extra piano from Muhly, and the rest of the set was a bit of a come down. Before this, the mellifluous coda of ‘All We Ask’ demonstrated the Bear’s vocal abilities and provided a golden opportunity for memorable orchestration that wasn’t taken at all. At the premature end of the following song, a slightly flummoxed looking Droste explained ‘…we had an orchestral ending worked out for this song, but you started clapping too soon… so we stopped.’ I would have doubted him had the audience not done exactly the same thing during the best song of enjoyable/forgettable support act St. Vincent’s set!
When the orchestra were allowed to open up I thought they frequently sailed a little too close to the wind, taking songs like ‘I Live with You’ into inappropriate ‘James Bond theme’ territory, but these moments of band/orchestra interaction were fleeting. Luke Turner’s embarrassingly gushing Pseuds Corner programme notes identified Muhly’s selfless ‘appreciation’ for Grizzly Bear’s music, but on the grounds of tonight’s performance perhaps he should reconsider any ‘surrender of the ego’ and make his orchestrations more prominent.
The Barbican’s contemporary Music programme continues with Richard Bona Band and Hindi Zahra on Monday 2nd November, see www.barbican.org.uk for details.
The Pitmen Painters
By Louise Winter
The Pitmen Painters
MK Theatre
reviewed by Louise Winter, 20th October 2009

Lee Hall’s play about the Ashington Group, a group of miners who
took up painting as a result of art appreciation classes in 1934,
is funny and thought provoking. As the laughs come thick and
fast it first appears that we may be stuck in the realm of
class-based comedy. Here, as in Billy Elliot, also by Hall, is
the comedy of the straight talking Northern voice and this is the
basis for much of the laughter. It is more than this though. It
is an exploration of class, culture, art and politics wrapped up
in a hugely funny and entertaining package.
The Ashington group originally came
together as a Workers Education Association class who had tried
to find an economics lecturer. This failed so they decided
to try something different and invited Robert Lyon, played by Ian
Kelly, to give them art appreciation classes. Initially he showed
the men slides of Renaissance art.
This approach did not engage the men so a more practical approach
was suggested; the men were to start making images themselves.
Lyon first encouraged them to try linocuts and then to start
painting. This then led to a subject being set each week, for
example ‘The Deluge’ or ‘The Hermit’. The men would produce a
painting at home and each week display it before the group
to be critiqued.
Before long word spread and the group became of interest to the
art establishment. Helen Sutherland, the shipping heiress, played
by Phillipa Wilson, was integral to the group getting to know
artists such as David Jones and Ben Nicholson, and visiting
London galleries.
Max Robert’s staging of this play is in
itself an education and one of the great joys is the simplicity
of the staging and the placement of the paintings centre stage,
projected as they are onto three large screens. It is a delight
to see so many of the images as the fast and furious group
discussions take place beneath them.
The story of Oliver Kilbourn, (Christopher
Connel) perhaps the most talented of the group, is heart rending
and deeply moving as we watch his struggle to decide which path
to take when he is given a life changing
opportunity.
Each member of the exemplary cast must be mentioned Deka Walmsley, David Whitaker, Michael Hodgson, Brian Lonsdale, and Lisa McGrillis. Performances are faultless and this is no doubt due, in part, to the fact that this remains the original cast from the premiere in 2007.
Hall intimately understands his subjects
and the community about which he writes but never resorts to
sentimentality. Nor is he patronising to us or to them.
This is storytelling and acting at its best - a
powerful and skilfull exploration of the passionate debates and
arguments surrounding art, self-expression, socialism and
community. This production is a must see and truly deserving of
The Evening Standard’s Best Play
Award.
The Pitemn Painters plays at MK
Theatre until 24th
October
27th Oct – 31st Oct, The Lowry, Manchester
2nd Dec 2009 – 18th Jan, The Lyttleton Theatre, London
A Christmas Carol
By Sue MarksNorthern Ballet Theatre
Presents
A Christmas Carol
Reviewed by Sue Marks at Milton Keynes Theatre on Tuesday 13th October 2009.
Firstly congratulations to the Northern Ballet Theatre on their 40th birthday. It is productions such as this that has enabled them to survive to maturity. If you enjoy contemporary ballet then you will love this rendition. If you are not particularly fond of ballet then the subject material makes this performance particularly accessible and I believe you will enjoy it in spite of yourself. Naturally Dickens’ dialogue is missing and it definitely helps if you know the story but for the most part the Company has kept close to the tale Dickens told. You might ask why bother with ballet; why not deliver the performance in prose? The answer is simple; dance is a more emotive medium and can inform this story in ways that cannot be achieved by players alone.
Scrooge is taken by Darren Goldsmith who for three quarters of the performance does not dance which accentuates how well he dances during the remainder. I particularly enjoyed the “reverse strip” where he dresses on Christmas morning. Sharing the limelight is Hironao Takahashi who plays Bob Cratchit. Whilst I believe it is divisive to single out members of a dance ensemble I feel it is only fair to mention the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future played respectively by Julie Charlet, Tobias Batley and Michael Berkin. The whole troupe gave a remarkable performance supported by children from the Myra Tiffin Performing Arts School.
The dancers are supported by a complete orchestra of approximately thirty people, lead by the first violin Geoffrey Allan and conducted by John Price-Jones. The superb quality of the orchestra clearly enhanced this production and effectively compensated for the lack of dialogue. The music portrayed many different moods and emotions ranging from classical to Christmas carols which are sung.
The costumes are lush ranging from Dickensian street clothes rich in velvet and brocades featuring bonnets and top hats to the fantasy outfits worn by the phantoms and ghosts. Particular mention must be made of the outfit worn by the ghost of Christmas future, a representation of the Angel of Death which is superb if somewhat frightening. As someone who doesn’t like feathers I found it particularly uncomfortable. I was more comfortable with the costumes of the ghosts of past and present.
The scenery was fairly simple consisting primarily of a mezzanine below which was a double sided pair of walls giving us the outside and inside of Marley and Scrooge’s office and with some alteration a Victorian street scene and the inside of the Cratchit’s home. Scrooge’s bed figured heavily although not always as Scrooge’s bed, for example when his tombstone rose out of it. Good use was made of lighting and special effects, such as snow in different forms.
This was an excellent production which was clearly well received by the audience as there was extensive applause at the end of the show, I thoroughly enjoyed this performance and would urge others to go and see it.
A Christmas Carol plays Milton Keynes Theatre from Tuesday 13th October 2009 to Saturday 17th October 2009. Milton Keynes Theatre Box Office 0844 871 7652 (bkg fee). The tour then continues playing Sheffield Lyceum Theatre from 10th to 14th November 2009.
www.miltonkeynestheatre.com www.northernballettheatre.co.uk
2009 Reviewed by Sue Marks at Milton Keynes Theatre on Tuesday 13th October on behalf of Catherine Brian.
Long Player by Heather Macleod
By brian cairnduffA first theatre script by talented freelance journalist Heather Macleod, Long Player was presented in the A Play, a Pie and a Pint series at the Oran Mor in Glasgow's West End. Newly single Angie (Tamara Kennedy) looks back over her marriage to a soundtrack of musical snippets. The highlights include the slightly barbed exchanges between Angie and her ex-husband, the excellent Dave Anderson, and a brief appearance by Samantha Shields as their daughter. Entertaining semi-autobiographical piece shows that Heather has an eye for dialogue and an ear for music.
Imagine Drowning at the Rosemary Branch Theatre
By Carolin KopplinIMAGINE DROWNING by Terry Johnson
First produced at Hampstead Theatre in 1991, Imagine Drowning won the John Whiting Award and is now presented by critically acclaimed Waxwing Theatre at the Rosemary Branch in Islington.
The play weaves together two different timelines a few weeks apart. A woman arrives in a dilapidated B&B in Cumbria. She is looking for her husband David, a journalist, who disappeared two weeks ago. David was on to a big story concerning the nuclear power plant at Sellafield. Jane’s only clue to her husband’s whereabouts is a postcard featuring the B&B that David sent to her. She encounters a variety of bizarre characters – a former astronaut who arrived at the beach from Montana via the Moon, a political activist in a wheelchair, a morbid teenager who indulges in staging gory scenes, and a forgetful landlady who keeps a plethora of pets who never die. Nobody seems to have seen David but he was there as we find out in the second timeline that tells his story.
Imagine Drowning starts as a whodunit but there is much more
to the play. Terry Johnson described it as “a sort of dream play
about the pain we’re all immersed in.” Certain scenes seem quite
dreamlike when the actors paddle like aquatic animals in the
dimmed lights accompanied by whale song. The sea and water is a
prevalent motive throughout this exciting and magnificent
production.
There are outstanding performances from Joanne Hildon as the
landlady, Tom Harris as the political activist, and Rory McCallum
as the astronaut turned beach bum.
Rosemary Branch Theatre
22 September to 11 October
Tues - Sat
7.30pm
Sundays 2.30pm
£12 / 10 concessions
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